Tesla Cybertrucks are stacking up unsold at the Austin Gigglefactory, where nearly $800 million in inventory sits as the trucks’ glue literally weakens over time. Watch as the world’s most futuristic trucks become the world’s most high-tech paperweights, proving that sometimes, even electric dreams need a little more stick.
Self-propelled zipper by YKK lets zippers zip themselves, making robotics and fashion collide hilariously—finally freeing humanity from the exhausting toil of fastening our own pants.
Forget therapy pets—robot vacuum owners now confess to forming emotional bonds with their Roombas. The emotional vacuum might be real, but at least the floors are spotless and nobody judges your small talk skills.
A website lets you unleash virtual monkeys to type random text, banking on the Infinite Monkey Theorem. Shakespeare fans and chaos aficionados alike, prepare for Hamlet—eventually—by way of relentless, algorithmic nonsense.
Morrisons, already the country's lowest-rated supermarket, is unleashing literal robots to patrol its aisles. Even dystopian sci-fi fans are raising eyebrows—and wondering if these bots hand out Clubcard points or existential dread.
Robot fast-food workers are flipping burgers and, apparently, eliminating the secret ingredient: human hair. Silicon Valley’s latest culinary innovation means fewer surprise follicles, but also fewer awkward small talks with the grill cook.
Meet the Bonnacon, Medieval Europe’s legendary diarrhea-spraying beast, who weaponized explosive dung for a swift getaway. Folklore fans and oddity-seekers, prepare for a wild ride through history’s most bizarre monster manual entry.
Turkish town high after police weed burn: Lice’s residents discover what happens when 20 tons of confiscated cannabis goes up in smoke—literally filling the air, and heads, with unexpected euphoria.
Russian singer Katya Lel claims aliens abducted her and stole her teeth—then assures UFO-invasion skeptics there’s no need to worry, just politely refuse consent for abduction.
Lab-Grown T-Rex Leather Handbag Created Using Fossil Protein rocks the luxury scene as dinosaur DNA enters high fashion, leaving paleontologists and purse-lovers equally stunned.
Chupacabra dog adoption in Puerto Rico: Emily and Shawn welcome Nina, a hairless, snaggletoothed pup with eyelid quirks, instantly sparking legends and Instagram followers for her cryptid-worthy charm.
Climate activists target dogs in new eco push—seems even man's best friend has a carbon pawprint now.
A Tempe tavern just set a new high—or low—in PR disasters by equating an underage drinking sting with a national tragedy. Arizona bars, take note: this is how you pour gasoline on a public relations dumpster fire.
Turns out, scrolling memes at 2AM is your brain’s desperate protest against adulthood. Psychologists say “revenge bedtime procrastination” is the hot new way to sabotage your own sleep—and sanity.
Peter Hudson was discovered mid-romance with his sex doll on the front porch, confessing to both neighbors and the court—all in one moment. British justice meets inflatable companionship in a scene so surreal, even Love Island’s casting directors would think twice.
