Set it and forget it: these digital monkeys will eventually write Hamlet, possibly after the heat death of the universe. Monkeys.zip turns the Infinite Monkey Theorem into an oddly addictive experiment, inviting anyone to contribute to an endless, typo-ridden quest for literary greatness.
Morrisons, already the country's lowest-rated supermarket, is unleashing literal robots to patrol its aisles. Even dystopian sci-fi fans are raising eyebrows—and wondering if these bots hand out Clubcard points or existential dread.
Robot fast-food workers are flipping burgers and, apparently, eliminating the secret ingredient: human hair. Silicon Valley’s latest culinary innovation means fewer surprise follicles, but also fewer awkward small talks with the grill cook.
Why buy a PS Vita when you can just Frankenstein a PS4 instead? One dedicated gamer snipped, soldered, and somehow created a portable PlayStation 4 that looks suspiciously legit.
Someone built a website with one million chessboards, and yes, every move you make is for everyone. All the pieces, all the chaos, all at once—welcome to the grandmaster’s fever dream.
Shanghai shoppers can now liquefy their gold trinkets at an ATM and watch their savings melt away—literally. This futuristic gold-melting cash machine redefines “liquid assets” and makes old VCRs look like untapped treasure chests.
Forget James Bond—Nvidia’s latest nemesis is a lobster with a GPU and a faux baby bump. Chinese smugglers are getting shellfishly creative about sneaking electronics past customs.
One determined hobbyist let venomous snakes chomp him hundreds of times—and now his blood might save us all. Forget Captain America; meet the real-life Snake Serum Avenger, trending in bizarre science and even weirder ambition.
Academic tempers flare as historians argue over exactly how many penises are embroidered on the Bayeux Tapestry. The centuries-old willy tally remains the most heated debate in needlework and medieval history, bar none.
A Northumberland man ignited his own home—twice in one night—simply to watch his firefighter heroes in action. Apparently, some childhood obsessions never burn out, even when the authorities arrive with hoses and handcuffs.
Grindcore legends Pig Destroyer just dropped a bombshell—by entering the butt plug business. Heavy riffs meet heavy... accessories, leaving metalheads everywhere scrambling to update their merch collections (and perhaps, their bedside drawers).
Easter took an unexpected turn when one man's idea of festive fun involved plastic eggs stuffed with marijuana. Forget chocolate bunnies—this cannabis caper has local police scratching their heads and competitors searching high and low for herb-filled surprises.
Nothing says thrift store treasure hunt like stumbling across a stranger’s wedding DVD, only to have the groom himself reveal their less-than-storybook fate. Charity shop fans expected romance, got existential dread instead.
Police find a van awkwardly wedged in a lorry—apparently, it’s not just the driver who’s compressed for time.
Long before TikTok thirst traps, Mary MacLane’s 1902 diary scandalized the nation with confessions of Napoleon lust, Satanic crushes, and 89 public boasts about her own genius. Victorian drama, meet viral memoir energy.
Fairfield’s annual carnival was derailed by clouds of 'fart spray,' sending crowds stampeding and noses wrinkling in olfactory disbelief. The chaos proves that, in 2025, flatulence-based pranks remain undefeated.