Meet the Bonnacon: Medieval Europe’s Diarrhea-Spraying Monster Redefines Mythical Defense Tactics

Meet the Bonnacon, Medieval Europe's explosive diarrhea-spraying mythical beast, infamous for defending itself with scalding streams of caustic dung. Medieval manuscripts showcase the Bonnacon’s bizarre talents, making this mythical monster the ultimate oddball in Europe's folklore—because nothing says 'escape artist' like leaving enemies in a scorched, smelly mess.