YKK has invented a self-propelled zipper that zips itself, blending robotics and fashion in the most unexpected way. The self-propelled zipper whirs into action for tents and promises to rescue us from the tiresome struggle of getting dressed—no humans or ladders required.
Forget therapy pets—robot vacuum owners now confess to forming emotional bonds with their Roombas. The emotional vacuum might be real, but at least the floors are spotless and nobody judges your small talk skills.
A website lets you unleash virtual monkeys to type random text, banking on the Infinite Monkey Theorem. Shakespeare fans and chaos aficionados alike, prepare for Hamlet—eventually—by way of relentless, algorithmic nonsense.
Morrisons, already the country's lowest-rated supermarket, is unleashing literal robots to patrol its aisles. Even dystopian sci-fi fans are raising eyebrows—and wondering if these bots hand out Clubcard points or existential dread.
Robot fast-food workers are flipping burgers and, apparently, eliminating the secret ingredient: human hair. Silicon Valley’s latest culinary innovation means fewer surprise follicles, but also fewer awkward small talks with the grill cook.
Why buy a PS Vita when you can just Frankenstein a PS4 instead? One dedicated gamer snipped, soldered, and somehow created a portable PlayStation 4 that looks suspiciously legit.
Neurosurgeon says he is ready to transplant a human head, leaving the medical community and sci-fi fans reeling—is this science, madness, or both?
Buga, Colombia locals were treated to an interstellar spectacle when a spherical UFO reportedly crashed, leaving residents puzzled and smartphones recording. Forget weather balloons—this is peak 2025 weird news, orb edition.
Forget James Bond—Nvidia’s latest nemesis is a lobster with a GPU and a faux baby bump. Chinese smugglers are getting shellfishly creative about sneaking electronics past customs.
One determined hobbyist let venomous snakes chomp him hundreds of times—and now his blood might save us all. Forget Captain America; meet the real-life Snake Serum Avenger, trending in bizarre science and even weirder ambition.
Academic tempers flare as historians argue over exactly how many penises are embroidered on the Bayeux Tapestry. The centuries-old willy tally remains the most heated debate in needlework and medieval history, bar none.
Robot fast-food workers are flipping burgers and, apparently, eliminating the secret ingredient: human hair. Silicon Valley’s latest culinary innovation means fewer surprise follicles, but also fewer awkward small talks with the grill cook.
Education Secretary advocates for AI in kindergartens—soon, kids will have tech teaching them everything but how to color inside the lines.
Hollywood’s elite can no longer vote blind—Oscar voters must now endure all nominated films before picking a winner. Grab the popcorn and those overdue homework vibes.
A man’s petty complaint about a neighbor’s “illegal shed” backfired spectacularly, leaving him $40,000 poorer and his swimming pool filled in. Karma’s pool party is brutal.
