Sharks Blamed for 71% Fish Loss: Senate Plans $2314 Shark Task Force Stunt

While senators eye a $2314 task force to outsmart 450-million-year-old predators, Native Hawaiians defend their sacred shark ancestors, excluded from the panel. “How do sharks impact fishing?” and “Are sharks endangered in the U.S.?” now trend as lawmakers debate whether jaws or juries should control the ocean buffet. Imagine sharks at a committee hearing, politely explaining their dinner habits to perplexed senators.
Sharks devour 71% more fish since 1970, so U.S. senators plan a $2314 task force to study shark “theft”—with no tribal voices. Can sharks be banned from eating dinner?






































