In a move that left jaws on the floor, a Tempe bar publicly likened its underage drinking bust to 9/11, redefining the art of bad comparisons. Arizona's nightlife scene is abuzz as locals try to process the bar's truly staggering metaphor.
A Philadelphia judge is under legal fire for his alleged secret life managing his wife's cheesesteak shop. Philly’s legal and deli worlds collide, forcing locals to ask: Is that provolone, or perjury?
Delaware County met the Delco Pooper: a driver who took road rage to a digestive extreme. Viral video shows her relieving herself on a stranger’s car hood, leaving locals baffled and traffic reporters speechless.
A suburban crime wave reaches peak weirdness as a thief targets homes and absconds with only one can of Coke. Carbonation cravings or criminal minimalism? The sticky-fingered soda snatcher leaves police and homeowners equally baffled.
A millionaire’s answer to skyrocketing homelessness? Ninety-nine tiny homes, a neighborhood, and a real-estate algorithm’s worst nightmare—all in one community. Zillow is shaken, but the unhoused are now housed in style.
Forget boring subways—Bern locals are floating their way to the office, making Switzerland’s daily commute an Instagram-worthy aquatic adventure. Public transit, Swiss style: waterproof bags, river currents, and a lot of baffled tourists.
Grindcore legends Pig Destroyer just dropped a bombshell—by entering the butt plug business. Heavy riffs meet heavy... accessories, leaving metalheads everywhere scrambling to update their merch collections (and perhaps, their bedside drawers).
Rats are raising the bar for sommeliers everywhere, proving they can distinguish Riesling from Sauvignon Blanc—by scent alone. Somewhere, a French waiter is nervously polishing a glass, reconsidering job security and keyword optimization for "rats wine tasting."
A website lets you unleash virtual monkeys to type random text, banking on the Infinite Monkey Theorem. Shakespeare fans and chaos aficionados alike, prepare for Hamlet—eventually—by way of relentless, algorithmic nonsense.
Ensign Barbie cross-examines Counselor Troi in a Voyager mess hall courtroom, while a Conehead serves on the jury. Star Trek fans, justice just went boldly where no Elle Woods has gone before.
A medical case in Iran left doctors scratching their heads—and necks—after a 23-year-old developed Dropped Head Syndrome so severe, he couldn’t look up. Forget nodding off; this is the ultimate head-down situation for trending weird news headlines.
A US Navy vet claims he saw tic-tac-shaped UFOs rise from the ocean, adding to the mystery of alien encounters.
English Queen Camilla and vampire conspiracy are spiking again, as royal watchers debate if her marriage was a supernatural career move. Who knew the Windsors could moonlight as creatures of the night?
Dwayne Johnson transforms so drastically for a new role fans mistake him for someone else entirely. The internet can’t believe its eyes.
Congress votes to cut funding to the Taliban—bureaucracy finally catches up with irony in foreign policy’s longest-running whoopsie.
Think ditching pajamas during a heatwave is clever? Science says bare-skinned sleepers might actually trap more sweat, not less. Turns out, your tropical night solution could be sabotaging your summer snooze.