In true democracy-meets-surrealism fashion, a coalition of concerned citizens held a lively town hall, directing tough questions and passionate pleas at Rep. Kat Cammack’s conspicuously vacant seat. When politicians ghost, the empty chair takes the spotlight—making ‘coalition converse with empty chair’ a trending phrase in grassroots politics.
Move over, Dan Brown—Marjorie Taylor Greene’s got Vatican conspiracies no fiction writer could dream up. The Georgia congresswoman claims Catholic bishops have their spiritual Wi-Fi set to “Satanic control.”
The Pentagon just got a glam squad. Move over, military briefings—there’s a new battle for flawless foundation under the fluorescent lights. Apparently, national security now includes HD-ready complexions.
Sarah Palin claims a New York Times editorial left her feeling spiritually deflated—because nothing says modern politics like losing your oomph in open court.
Forget curb appeal—this Gardner, Massachusetts estate boasts more spectral residents than living ones. Paranormal enthusiasts, house flippers, and lovers of haunted real estate, your dream home awaits—if you don't mind a supernatural roommate or two.
A former ‘wine and cheese guy’ rewrites the breastfeeding rulebook, sending traditionalists into a lactose-fueled spiral. Move over, La Leche League—this lactation consultant is serving up inclusion along with milk.
When skateboarding and housework collide, you get a dapper dude zooming on vacuum cleaners instead of wheels. The internet cheers as vacuum skater defies both gravity and domestic expectations, suit and all.
Passengers on a routine flight to Chicago got more turbulence than advertised when a woman unexpectedly dropped trou and much more, mid-cabin. Airline cleaning crews may demand hazard pay—and emotional support—after this sky-high spectacle.
Blink-182’s bassist swears his pop-punk wisdom guided US forces to Saddam. Somewhere, a Pentagon playlist just got a lot weirder—and history teachers everywhere are nervously shredding their lesson plans.
A Tesla whistleblower alleges Elon Musk pushed to deport her entire team after they flagged brake safety issues. Corporate drama meets immigration nightmare.
Education Secretary advocates for AI in kindergartens—soon, kids will have tech teaching them everything but how to color inside the lines.
A man, almost halved in a forklift mishap, dreams of Tom Holland and Zendaya starring in his biopic. It's not the usual casting call.
Even the holiest of lying-in-state events can't escape the selfie generation. The Vatican’s latest plea for papal decorum collides hilariously with TikTok tourism and influencer culture.
