Blink-182’s Mark Hoppus boldly asserts he played a role in Saddam Hussein’s capture, sending pop-punk fans and military historians alike into a spiral of confusion. Move over, Tom DeLonge—Mark’s got his own government conspiracy now.
This mom dropped off her daughter for a quick babysitting gig, then ghosted for months. Babysitting rates don’t usually include surprise long-term guardianship, but apparently, some parents like to keep things interesting.
Björn Ulvaeus just shattered expectations—and probably his own REM cycles—by pounding 20 coffees daily. The ABBA icon’s caffeine-fueled routine has experts twitching and fans wondering if espresso is the real Dancing Queen.
A Scottish doctor’s quest for anatomical reassurance led him to a bizarre workplace espionage caper. Hidden cameras, fragile egos, and NHS corridors combine for a medical drama that’s anything but textbook.
Turns out, pretending to look busy at the office can pay off—literally millions. One savvy employee demonstrates that performance reviews don’t always require, well, performance. The burnout, however, is surprisingly real.
A bargain coloring book from B&M turned from toddler treat to cryptic comedy after one mum discovered pages filled with freakish creatures and surreal scenes. Discount shopping just got a psychedelic twist—Crayola wasn’t ready for this fever dream.
Science meets Olympic-level awkwardness as the world’s first official sperm race crowns a champion. Genetics, fertility clinics, and way too much competitive energy collide in humanity’s weirdest new sport, now streaming for curious onlookers worldwide.
One moment you're channeling your inner gymnast, the next you're seeing nothing but darkness. A British woman’s cartwheel marathon turns into an unexpected, vision-blurring Olympic event.
Peter Hudson was discovered mid-romance with his sex doll on the front porch, confessing to both neighbors and the court—all in one moment. British justice meets inflatable companionship in a scene so surreal, even Love Island’s casting directors would think twice.
In an unprecedented bureaucratic plot twist, Social Security vanished thousands of retirees after a DOGE-named agency wielded too much delete power. Turns out, being 'digitally dead' doesn’t help you collect benefits—or set up a game night.
Humanoid robots lined up for the world’s first robot half-marathon, promptly proving they’re better at slapstick than sprinting. Beijing’s robo-runners wowed crowds with accidental acrobatics and slow-motion drama, not exactly threatening human athletic supremacy this year.
An American doctor receives a shocking email demanding her immediate departure from the country, leaving everyone wondering what on earth just happened.
In a dramatic legal turn, a federal judge has issued a contempt charge against the 'Dump' administration, leaving many in shock.
A 64-year-old devotee nails himself to a cross each year on Good Friday—faith or fascination? You decide.
Santa Cruz’s Matt Rockhold pampers his catch with aquatic spa treatments, proving shellfish deserve self-care too. Is the future of sustainable fishing scented with seaweed and cucumber slices?
Tilda Swinton just added Bond, Time Lord, and Pope to her resume—Hollywood’s ultimate multitasker. The only question: will the Vatican get a sonic screwdriver upgrade?