Georgia’s Marjorie Taylor Greene stunned both political analysts and theologians by declaring Catholic bishops are 'controlled by Satan.' Forget Da Vinci Code—this religious plot twist puts Greene at the center of faith, politics, and viral SEO mayhem.
Who needs elected officials when you have an empty chair ready to listen? Florida constituents staged an entire town hall, grilling furniture with the kind of stubborn optimism that only democracy—or improv—can supply.
The Pentagon just got a glam squad. Move over, military briefings—there’s a new battle for flawless foundation under the fluorescent lights. Apparently, national security now includes HD-ready complexions.
Sarah Palin claims a New York Times editorial left her feeling spiritually deflated—because nothing says modern politics like losing your oomph in open court.
A Mt. Fuji rescue team just unlocked a bizarre achievement: rescuing the same student twice in one day, thanks to an unbreakable smartphone addiction.
Forget curb appeal—this Gardner, Massachusetts estate boasts more spectral residents than living ones. Paranormal enthusiasts, house flippers, and lovers of haunted real estate, your dream home awaits—if you don't mind a supernatural roommate or two.
A former ‘wine and cheese guy’ rewrites the breastfeeding rulebook, sending traditionalists into a lactose-fueled spiral. Move over, La Leche League—this lactation consultant is serving up inclusion along with milk.
When skateboarding and housework collide, you get a dapper dude zooming on vacuum cleaners instead of wheels. The internet cheers as vacuum skater defies both gravity and domestic expectations, suit and all.
Passengers on a routine flight to Chicago got more turbulence than advertised when a woman unexpectedly dropped trou and much more, mid-cabin. Airline cleaning crews may demand hazard pay—and emotional support—after this sky-high spectacle.
Think your pet’s antics are weird? Wait until you see penguins photobombing selfies and goats with existential dread. Animal memes just leveled up.
Australian twins left a TV audience and social media baffled by speaking in perfect unison during a live interview. Move over, synchronized swimming—synchronized storytelling is the latest viral sensation.
Wayne Rooney just became the poster child for footballers who can't find their hometowns, let alone score from midfield. Geography teachers everywhere are clutching their atlases and sighing in collective disbelief.
