📅 News: 2025-04-11

WTF Meter 🔥 7.5/10

🎨Culture

Weirdness score:9

🕒 2025-04-11

Pastor Claims Security Scanners Could 'Turn You Gay'

Pastor claims security scanners could "turn you gay"—because apparently, modern technology now comes with its own set of bizarre side effects.

🧑‍🤝‍🧑Society

Weirdness score:7

🕒 2025-04-11

Florida Man Arrested for Renting Out Home He Didn't Own

Florida man arrested for renting out a house he didn’t own—turns out the only thing more confusing than Florida real estate is Florida real estate law.

⚖️Politics

Weirdness score:8

🕒 2025-04-11

Social Security Declares Living Immigrants Dead to Encourage Departure

Social Security declares living immigrants dead to encourage departure—bureaucratic mix-ups take a dark turn into the afterlife.

💻Technology

Weirdness score:6

🕒 2025-04-11

Education Secretary Wants AI in Kindergartens—No, Not for Learning

Education Secretary advocates for AI in kindergartens—soon, kids will have tech teaching them everything but how to color inside the lines.

📅 News: 2025-04-12

WTF Meter 🔥 8.0/10

🧑‍🤝‍🧑Society

Weirdness score:8

🕒 2025-04-12

Alabama Officials Face Lawsuit Over Alleged Organ Harvesting

Alabama officials sued for alleged inmate organ harvesting—true crime and dystopia merge in the Deep South's darkest subplot yet.