In a peculiar twist, a man who survived a severe forklift accident in Montana envisions Tom Holland and Zendaya dramatizing his story. From Hollywood fantasies to real-life dramas, this casting choice raises eyebrows.
The UKâs finest have swapped truncheons for trowels, running cannabis farms that would make any stoner jealous. Britainâs police cultivating cannabis isnât an April Foolsâ prankâjust another day in the British justice system.
One NYU student got an unexpected wake-up callâcourtesy of their roommateâs bladder. The administrationâs response? Less action, more head-scratching, as dorm life at Americaâs quirkiest university gets even weird.
In an unprecedented bureaucratic plot twist, Social Security vanished thousands of retirees after a DOGE-named agency wielded too much delete power. Turns out, being 'digitally dead' doesnât help you collect benefitsâor set up a game night.
Texas politicians want to evict furries from school grounds, leaving mascots nervously checking their fur suits. The furry subculture crackdown raises eyebrows and hackles in the Lone Star Stateâs education system.
Houstonâs emergency hotline got a bit too real when a 911 operator channeled meme culture and hung upâmid-crisis. Somewhere, Sweet Brown is nodding in solidarity.
Science meets Olympic-level awkwardness as the worldâs first official sperm race crowns a champion. Genetics, fertility clinics, and way too much competitive energy collide in humanityâs weirdest new sport, now streaming for curious onlookers worldwide.
One moment you're channeling your inner gymnast, the next you're seeing nothing but darkness. A British womanâs cartwheel marathon turns into an unexpected, vision-blurring Olympic event.
Peter Hudson was discovered mid-romance with his sex doll on the front porch, confessing to both neighbors and the courtâall in one moment. British justice meets inflatable companionship in a scene so surreal, even Love Islandâs casting directors would think twice.
Humanoid robots lined up for the worldâs first robot half-marathon, promptly proving theyâre better at slapstick than sprinting. Beijingâs robo-runners wowed crowds with accidental acrobatics and slow-motion drama, not exactly threatening human athletic supremacy this year.
Scientists just found a caterpillar that literally cocoons itself in the corpses of its vanquished prey. Move over, Silence of the Lambsânatureâs got a new fashion-forward villain crawling through the undergrowth.
One NYU student got an unexpected wake-up callâcourtesy of their roommateâs bladder. The administrationâs response? Less action, more head-scratching, as dorm life at Americaâs quirkiest university gets even weird.
Hospital staff in Majorca waved goodbye to this elderly womanâonly for her to say hello from a body bag en route to her own funeral. Spainâs news cycle just got a pulse, literally.
Bride clocked at 105 MPH racing to weddingâbecause nothing says âI doâ like outrunning commitment *and* traffic laws.
