NYU Student Wakes Up To Roommate’s Surprise Golden Shower, University Shrugs

In an episode straight out of a college prank gone terribly wrong, an NYU student was urinated on by their own roommate, sparking outrage online over the university’s puzzlingly calm response. Dorm life just hit peak absurdity for NYU students everywhere.
In a bizarre twist to dormitory dynamics, an NYU student awoke to the unwelcome sensation of their roommate urinating on them. The university's response? A collective shrug, leaving students questioning the administration's commitment to maintaining a safe and respectful living environment. This incident underscores the unpredictable nature of shared college accommodations and the pressing need for clear policies addressing such egregious behaviors.