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An assistant principal in Florida has taken ‘hands-on’ learning to a new level, as she allegedly made a student rub her feet while sweet-talking him. This might break new ground in inappropriate behavior!

🧑‍🤝‍🧑Society

🕒 2025-04-12

Florida Man Confused Over Stolen Marijuana: 'We Were Parked!'

Florida man baffled after weed stolen from parked car—apparently, "parked" doesn’t mean "safe from crime."

⚖️Politics

🕒 2025-04-12

Congressional Committee Votes to Stop Funding the Taliban

Congress votes to cut funding to the Taliban—bureaucracy finally catches up with irony in foreign policy’s longest-running whoopsie.

Florida Woman Calls Student ‘Sexy Chocolate’ While Making Him Rub Her Feet

Florida Man Confused Over Stolen Marijuana: 'We Were Parked!'

Congressional Committee Votes to Stop Funding the Taliban