📅 News: 2025-08-06
WTF Meter 👽 8.5/10
🌀Misc
🕙7 hrs ago

Meta Seeded 2,396 Hollywood-Grade Porn Films for AI in BitTorrent Ruse

Thumbnail for Meta Seeded 2,396 Hollywood-Grade Porn Films for AI in BitTorrent Ruse

Building on the BitTorrent seeding twist, Strike 3 alleges Meta’s AI may have distributed adult films to minors—sidestepping age checks by leveraging BitTorrent’s tit-for-tat system. Trending search queries like “Can AI companies distribute copyrighted content?” and “Did Meta expose minors to adult material?” now spiral. The image: a Silicon Valley server farm moonlighting as a 24/7 adult cinema, distributing Hollywood-grade content to unwitting swarms. In court, Strike 3 suggests Meta’s “server and bandwidth expense” was simply tit-for-tat currency for more data.

Image & Source: arstechnica

Meta pirated 2,396 HD porn films to train AI, lawsuit says—BitTorrent trackers caught Hollywood-quality films leaking from Menlo Park IPs. Was Meta’s AI learning from explicit content, or just moonlighting as a digital film distributor?

Wisconsin Bear’s 50-Mile Jar Trek Ends in USDA Tranquilizer Drama

Thumbnail for Wisconsin Bear’s 50-Mile Jar Trek Ends in USDA Tranquilizer Drama

After eluding capture with her accidental plastic helmet, the 2-year-old sow was finally subdued by a tranquilizer dart on private property, her freedom immortalized in a news release. New trending questions—“What do you do if you see a bear with its head stuck?” and “Can tranquilizers harm wild animals?”—are answered with the image of a bear outsmarting high-tech traps, then snoozing while her jar headgear is surgically removed. “Once the bear was sedated, USDA Wildlife Services staff were able to cut off the jug and examine the bear for injuries,” the officials confirmed.

Image & Source: upi

Wisconsin bear, 2-year-old and 70 pounds, roamed 50 miles with plastic jar helmet—rescue teams trailed her through three counties. “Why do bears get stuck in things?” plus “How are wild bears tranquilized?” meet their answer: with surreal headgear and USDA darts.

Elma Highway: 8 Bison Block Traffic, Troopers Stage Pre-Dawn Rodeo

Thumbnail for Elma Highway: 8 Bison Block Traffic, Troopers Stage Pre-Dawn Rodeo

Taking the “Yellowstone on SR 12” spectacle further, the bison’s escape forced troopers into a livestock ballet, rerouting commuters and answering frantic calls. Trending searches ask: How fast can bison run on highways? Who owns escaped bison? The scene: eight shaggy escapees ignore rush hour etiquette, troopers corral them with rancher precision—Washington’s wildest commute, but no horns locked, no fenders dented.

Image & Source: upi

Bison herd, 8 strong, halted Elma highway at dawn—troopers wrangled livestock, not speeders. Why do bison escape ranches? Can traffic survive bovine gridlock? Only in Washington: Yellowstone cosplay, zero injuries, impeccable herd etiquette.

Speedway Slammer Indiana: 1,000-Bed Migration Prison Debuts With NASCAR Warnings

Thumbnail for Speedway Slammer Indiana: 1,000-Bed Migration Prison Debuts With NASCAR Warnings

While Alligator Alcatraz threatened swampy doom, Indiana’s Speedway Slammer ups the ante with engines revving and pit crews lurking. The federal-state partnership aims to double national detention capacity, trending in searches for ICE detention expansion and state-run prison contracts. Five states, including Indiana, are in “ongoing conversations” to model new centers—imagine a Peoria Pen where escapees dodge flying pork tenderloins. “It’s a model for similar centers nationwide,” says Noem, as surreal naming trends sweep the system.

Image & Source: notthebee

Speedway Slammer Indiana opens 1,000 new beds for migrants; DHS says escapees face more than fences—try outrunning actual race cars. What is Speedway Slammer? Why is Indiana building migrant prisons? Picture Alligator Alcatraz, but with pit stops.

Advertisement
🎨Culture
🕙12 hrs ago

Clanker Craze: 7.7M TikTok Views Launch Robot Slur Into Viral Orbit

Thumbnail for Clanker Craze: 7.7M TikTok Views Launch Robot Slur Into Viral Orbit

After that London curbside scene, “clanker” hit Capitol Hill: Sen. Ruben Gallego’s bill joked about banishing “clankers” from phone menus as “robot discrimination” and “robophobia memes” trended. Social media imagines a future where robot boyfriends face parental grillings—one viral video features a dad coughing “clanker” at a robot suitor, demanding, “I don’t want you anywhere near my daughter!”

Image & Source: npr

Clanker, the Star Wars robot slur, racks up 7.7 million TikTok views as “What does clanker mean?” and “Why are robots called clankers?” hit trending. Irony: humans boost robot status by insulting them—now even lawmakers are yelling at delivery bots curbside.

🌀Misc
🕙14 hrs ago

Cincinnati Doctor’s $17 Home Exams Exposed: Ultrasound Mayhem in Apartment Clinic

Thumbnail for Cincinnati Doctor’s $17 Home Exams Exposed: Ultrasound Mayhem in Apartment Clinic

In Saunders’s living room-turned-clinic, clients wondered if “DIY medical exams” and “unlicensed ultrasound safety” were trending for a reason. Authorities seized pamphlets titled “Medical Degree: Just Add Water.” One neighbor recalled, “His waiting room was my laundry basket.” Today, Cincinnati’s local search history is 90% “fake doctor legal consequences” and “apartment medical scams.”

Image & Source: local12

Cincinnati doctor Rudel Saunders offered $17 ultrasound genital exams in his apartment—top trending: “Is home ultrasound legal?” and “Doctor arrested for unlicensed practice.” Picture medical degrees swapped for IKEA lampshades and rubber gloves.

🌀Misc
🕙14 hrs ago

Texas Fly Factory Unleashes 400 Million Insects to Battle Flesh-Eating Maggots

Thumbnail for Texas Fly Factory Unleashes 400 Million Insects to Battle Flesh-Eating Maggots

Building on the spectacle of fly-laden skies, US officials scramble to open a Texas-based fly production plant after 90,000 screwworm infestations since 2023. Searchers ask, "Do screwworms infect humans?" and "Why drop flies from planes?" as Central American countries witness airports of flesh-eating maggots. Picture livestock border inspections resembling low-budget sci-fi: cows in quarantine, humans counting sterile blue bugs instead of sheep. “After 12 to 24 hours, those eggs all hatch, and they immediately start burrowing,” warns Dr. Phillip Kaufman.

Image & Source: cnn

Fly factory Texas releases 400 million sterile blow flies by plane—answering trending queries like "Can screwworms kill cattle?" and "How are screwworms controlled?" Picture metallic insects skydiving to save livestock, not the plot of a horror film.

Sparks Coach, Green Sex Toy, Crypto.com: 2nd Toss Halts Fever’s Momentum

Thumbnail for Sparks Coach, Green Sex Toy, Crypto.com: 2nd Toss Halts Fever’s Momentum

After this neon surprise, security swarmed, and players like Elizabeth Williams decried fan antics as sportsmanship’s weirdest hazard. The phrase 'what happens if you throw something on the court' and 'is it illegal to toss items at WNBA games' trended upward. Imagine towel-clad sex toys joined by referees in a witness lineup—Roberts’s dry wit outshone even the garish evidence: 'Player safety is No. 1.'

Image & Source: sports

Sparks, Fever, and a bright green sex toy: Tuesday’s 2nd court toss at Crypto.com Arena left Los Angeles coach Lynne Roberts questioning security. Trending: 'Why do fans throw objects?' and 'WNBA fan code.' Picture towel-wrapped evidence sprinting past stunned refs.

Advertisement
🎨Culture
🕙15 hrs ago

Paris Man Lights Cigarette on Unknown Soldier Flame, Tourists Film Arrest

Thumbnail for Paris Man Lights Cigarette on Unknown Soldier Flame, Tourists Film Arrest

After the Arc’s flame met a cigarette, French officials invoked laws on "defiling memorials," while "What happens at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier?" and "Can tourists film arrests in France?" trended. The man, described as calm and sober, left tourists wondering if remembrance can double as a smoke break—"This flame does not light a cigarette, it burns for the sacrifice of millions of our soldiers," scolded Minister Miralles.

Image & Source: france24

Unknown Soldier flame Paris: One man, two security laws, and a viral cigarette ignite Google’s top searches—"Can you touch the Arc de Triomphe flame?" and "What are France’s weirdest memorial laws?" Tourists filmed as police extinguished his freedom.

Oklahoma House TV Broadcasts Explicit Art After $9 USB Cable Mishap

Thumbnail for Oklahoma House TV Broadcasts Explicit Art After $9 USB Cable Mishap

Evoking images of legislative decorum upended by pixelated chaos, the Speaker pointed to a rogue cable as the culprit, sparking theories in SEO circles about “TV accident explicit broadcast” and “Can a USB cable hack a TV?” Meanwhile, Walters’ staff pondered whether the Oklahoma Capitol is now a hotspot for avant-garde digital art, with one aide privately musing, “We expected C-SPAN, not surrealism.”

Image & Source: oklahomavoice

Oklahoma House Speaker claims a $9 USB cable glitch beamed explicit images onto Walters’ TV, baffling Google searchers and lawmakers alike. Did a rogue device cause the chaos, or is this just peak legislative surrealism?

🔬Science
🕙1 day ago

Sharks Blamed for 71% Fish Loss: Senate Plans $2314 Shark Task Force Stunt

Thumbnail for Sharks Blamed for 71% Fish Loss: Senate Plans $2314 Shark Task Force Stunt

While senators eye a $2314 task force to outsmart 450-million-year-old predators, Native Hawaiians defend their sacred shark ancestors, excluded from the panel. “How do sharks impact fishing?” and “Are sharks endangered in the U.S.?” now trend as lawmakers debate whether jaws or juries should control the ocean buffet. Imagine sharks at a committee hearing, politely explaining their dinner habits to perplexed senators.

Image & Source: earthjustice

Sharks devour 71% more fish since 1970, so U.S. senators plan a $2314 task force to study shark “theft”—with no tribal voices. Can sharks be banned from eating dinner?