A Florida assistant principal is under fire for allegedly calling a student “Sexy Chocolate” while making him give her a foot rub—proving once again that Florida headlines need their own genre. It’s wildly inappropriate, wildly Floridian, and definitely not in the school handbook under “educational best practices.”

In a twist that could only happen in Florida, the assistant principal's alleged actions have sparked outrage and disbelief. The incident, involving the "Sexy Chocolate" comment and foot rub, has led to her suspension pending investigation. This bizarre episode underscores the need for clear boundaries in educational settings.