In a plot twist nobody saw coming, Oscar voters now face a new rule: ‘Oscar Voters Now Forced to Actually Watch Every Movie Before Casting Ballot.’ The Academy’s crackdown means no more guessing—time to binge-watch and pray for short films.
Live out your post-impressionist dreams by spending the night inside La Chambre de Van Gogh. This Airbnb lets you literally walk into a brushstroke—yellow house pajamas optional, artistic angst not included.
Toronto’s Red Rebels fuse performance art and eco-activism, staging crimson-clad spectacles for climate justice. Move over Shakespeare, these environmentalists are rewriting street theatre in the heart of Canada’s busiest city.
Chocolate artist Amaury Guichon just built a fully functional bowling alley—pins, ball, and even the wood grain—out of pure cocoa wizardry. Suddenly, the phrase “strikingly sweet” isn’t just a pun, it’s an edible reality showstopper.
Medieval penis counting has finally hit a fever pitch as historians wrangle over the Bayeux tapestry's risqué stitchwork. The scholarly tally dispute is embroidering new chapters in the annals of weird history debates.
Sophie Lloyd donned a fake mustache to infiltrate Britain’s all-male Magic Circle, only to confess the ruse the very night women were finally allowed in. Sometimes reality’s greatest trick is outsmarting itself—magic, mischief, and a spectacular self-own all appear in this viral tale.
Blink-182’s bassist swears his pop-punk wisdom guided US forces to Saddam. Somewhere, a Pentagon playlist just got a lot weirder—and history teachers everywhere are nervously shredding their lesson plans.
Science meets Olympic-level awkwardness as the world’s first official sperm race crowns a champion. Genetics, fertility clinics, and way too much competitive energy collide in humanity’s weirdest new sport, now streaming for curious onlookers worldwide.
One moment you're channeling your inner gymnast, the next you're seeing nothing but darkness. A British woman’s cartwheel marathon turns into an unexpected, vision-blurring Olympic event.
Peter Hudson was discovered mid-romance with his sex doll on the front porch, confessing to both neighbors and the court—all in one moment. British justice meets inflatable companionship in a scene so surreal, even Love Island’s casting directors would think twice.
In an unprecedented bureaucratic plot twist, Social Security vanished thousands of retirees after a DOGE-named agency wielded too much delete power. Turns out, being 'digitally dead' doesn’t help you collect benefits—or set up a game night.
When your startup’s top exec is AI and your first move is to hit on her, you’ve achieved Silicon Valley satire. This is ChatGPT meets 'The Office'—with more HR warnings and less reality.
A GoPro turns popcorn munching into a mind-bending spectacle, distorting faces and reality in equal measure. Snack time just got existential—and viral. Prepare to question the integrity of your next bowl.
Elon Musk’s baby name sparks controversy as he plans a high-IQ kid legion—forget the next generation, he’s building a superbrain army.
