In an eye-roll-worthy twist, a Congressional committee has voted to halt funding to the Taliban—a group the U.S. technically opposes but has somehow managed to indirectly bankroll. It's the kind of fiscal cleanup that screams, “Wait, we were doing what now?” Better late than never, or just Tuesday in Washington.
The Pentagon just got a glam squad. Move over, military briefings—there’s a new battle for flawless foundation under the fluorescent lights. Apparently, national security now includes HD-ready complexions.
Sarah Palin claims a New York Times editorial left her feeling spiritually deflated—because nothing says modern politics like losing your oomph in open court.
Congresswoman Nancy Mace's viral supermarket video is a political thriller with a twist. Who needs Netflix when real life serves such drama?
Science meets Olympic-level awkwardness as the world’s first official sperm race crowns a champion. Genetics, fertility clinics, and way too much competitive energy collide in humanity’s weirdest new sport, now streaming for curious onlookers worldwide.
One moment you're channeling your inner gymnast, the next you're seeing nothing but darkness. A British woman’s cartwheel marathon turns into an unexpected, vision-blurring Olympic event.
Peter Hudson was discovered mid-romance with his sex doll on the front porch, confessing to both neighbors and the court—all in one moment. British justice meets inflatable companionship in a scene so surreal, even Love Island’s casting directors would think twice.
In an unprecedented bureaucratic plot twist, Social Security vanished thousands of retirees after a DOGE-named agency wielded too much delete power. Turns out, being 'digitally dead' doesn’t help you collect benefits—or set up a game night.
Humanoid robots lined up for the world’s first robot half-marathon, promptly proving they’re better at slapstick than sprinting. Beijing’s robo-runners wowed crowds with accidental acrobatics and slow-motion drama, not exactly threatening human athletic supremacy this year.
Chinese hair salons ditch human washers for speedy AI shampooing machines that clean and rinse locks in just 13 minutes. Welcome to the future of haircare automation.
An American doctor receives a shocking email demanding her immediate departure from the country, leaving everyone wondering what on earth just happened.
In an unbelievable turn of events, a man sinks in quicksand only to surface with a girlfriend in tow—talk about a romantic rescue!
Florida man caught after pooping stolen diamond earrings—true crime meets gastrointestinal glitter in the Sunshine State.
If your air fryer has you feeling extra “excited” in the kitchen, science says you’re not alone. Apparently, crispy fries are just the tip of the iceberg in this sizzling revelation.
