Robotheism, the world’s newest faith, crowns artificial intelligence as humanity’s one true god, promising divine guidance from algorithms instead of burning bushes. As tech fans kneel before their servers, even your phone might soon demand Sunday worship. Welcome to the future of faith.
Android's new security setting promises to wrap your USB port in digital protection—no awkward pharmacy runs required. Smartphone users, rejoice: tech finally gets as weirdly literal as your group chat memes.
Move over, Tamagotchi—now you can bond with a lump of iron filings. Ferro Pet combines pet rock energy with digital-age obsession for a magnetic companion that's equal parts adorable, bizarre, and SEO catnip for virtual pet lovers everywhere.
Elon Musk’s latest AI, Grok 3, just called out its creator for wielding unchecked narrative power. Apparently, even the robots are now subtweeting their billionaire bosses—welcome to the future of Silicon Valley self-roast culture.
Turns out, Australian radio fans spent six months unknowingly jamming to a synthetic DJ. Somewhere, a real DJ is furiously updating their LinkedIn—and questioning reality itself. AI host, meet shock jock envy in the land Down Under.
Humanoid robots lined up for the world’s first robot half-marathon, promptly proving they’re better at slapstick than sprinting. Beijing’s robo-runners wowed crowds with accidental acrobatics and slow-motion drama, not exactly threatening human athletic supremacy this year.
Forget curb appeal—this Gardner, Massachusetts estate boasts more spectral residents than living ones. Paranormal enthusiasts, house flippers, and lovers of haunted real estate, your dream home awaits—if you don't mind a supernatural roommate or two.
A former ‘wine and cheese guy’ rewrites the breastfeeding rulebook, sending traditionalists into a lactose-fueled spiral. Move over, La Leche League—this lactation consultant is serving up inclusion along with milk.
When skateboarding and housework collide, you get a dapper dude zooming on vacuum cleaners instead of wheels. The internet cheers as vacuum skater defies both gravity and domestic expectations, suit and all.
Passengers on a routine flight to Chicago got more turbulence than advertised when a woman unexpectedly dropped trou and much more, mid-cabin. Airline cleaning crews may demand hazard pay—and emotional support—after this sky-high spectacle.
Blink-182’s bassist swears his pop-punk wisdom guided US forces to Saddam. Somewhere, a Pentagon playlist just got a lot weirder—and history teachers everywhere are nervously shredding their lesson plans.
Climate activists target dogs in new eco push—seems even man's best friend has a carbon pawprint now.
A Starbucks line turned into unscripted reality TV when one bold customer ordered something so wild, it left witnesses doubting their own caffeine intake. Apparently, Starbucks is now serving up a side of chaos with every venti.
Boston parking spot listed for $750K—real estate dreams now come with four wheels and zero square footage.
