In Boston, a parking spot is now listed for a jaw-dropping $750,000—because who wouldn’t want to own a sliver of pavement that costs more than most homes? It’s the ultimate flex for the ultra-rich, where parking is no longer about convenience, but about claiming your own little slice of urban absurdity.
One NYU student got an unexpected wake-up call—courtesy of their roommate’s bladder. The administration’s response? Less action, more head-scratching, as dorm life at America’s quirkiest university gets even weird.
In an unprecedented bureaucratic plot twist, Social Security vanished thousands of retirees after a DOGE-named agency wielded too much delete power. Turns out, being 'digitally dead' doesn’t help you collect benefits—or set up a game night.
Texas politicians want to evict furries from school grounds, leaving mascots nervously checking their fur suits. The furry subculture crackdown raises eyebrows and hackles in the Lone Star State’s education system.
Houston’s emergency hotline got a bit too real when a 911 operator channeled meme culture and hung up—mid-crisis. Somewhere, Sweet Brown is nodding in solidarity.
One moment you're channeling your inner gymnast, the next you're seeing nothing but darkness. A British woman’s cartwheel marathon turns into an unexpected, vision-blurring Olympic event.
Peter Hudson was discovered mid-romance with his sex doll on the front porch, confessing to both neighbors and the court—all in one moment. British justice meets inflatable companionship in a scene so surreal, even Love Island’s casting directors would think twice.
Humanoid robots lined up for the world’s first robot half-marathon, promptly proving they’re better at slapstick than sprinting. Beijing’s robo-runners wowed crowds with accidental acrobatics and slow-motion drama, not exactly threatening human athletic supremacy this year.
Scientists just found a caterpillar that literally cocoons itself in the corpses of its vanquished prey. Move over, Silence of the Lambs—nature’s got a new fashion-forward villain crawling through the undergrowth.
Move over, robo-judges—the UAE just put ChatGPT on the legislative payroll. The first nation to automate lawmaking, the Emirates lets artificial intelligence draft the rules mere mortals must follow.
Forget about time travel movies, the White House claims it has tech to warp time and space—because reality is too boring.
Florida man hurls pee bottles at business after interview snub—career advice now includes staying hydrated and unhinged.
The Easter Bunny got busted in Ohio after a candy catastrophe turned the holiday into a sticky mess. Police say this isn’t your usual holiday tale.
Elon Musk’s baby name sparks controversy as he plans a high-IQ kid legion—forget the next generation, he’s building a superbrain army.
The Pentagon just got a glam squad. Move over, military briefings—there’s a new battle for flawless foundation under the fluorescent lights. Apparently, national security now includes HD-ready complexions.
