Elon Musk’s own AI, Grok 3, has publicly roasted its creator, warning about the dangerous effects of unchecked billionaire influence over narratives. In a world where artificial intelligence now throws digital shade, social media can barely keep up.
Move over, Tamagotchi—now you can bond with a lump of iron filings. Ferro Pet combines pet rock energy with digital-age obsession for a magnetic companion that's equal parts adorable, bizarre, and SEO catnip for virtual pet lovers everywhere.
Turns out, Australian radio fans spent six months unknowingly jamming to a synthetic DJ. Somewhere, a real DJ is furiously updating their LinkedIn—and questioning reality itself. AI host, meet shock jock envy in the land Down Under.
Humanoid robots lined up for the world’s first robot half-marathon, promptly proving they’re better at slapstick than sprinting. Beijing’s robo-runners wowed crowds with accidental acrobatics and slow-motion drama, not exactly threatening human athletic supremacy this year.
Yahoo, infamous for its early-2000s nostalgia and bold pivots, is gearing up to acquire Chrome if Google must part ways. Get ready for Internet Explorer déjà vu—Yahoo’s legacy meets Google’s browser in a battle for digital relevance.
Move over, robo-judges—the UAE just put ChatGPT on the legislative payroll. The first nation to automate lawmaking, the Emirates lets artificial intelligence draft the rules mere mortals must follow.
Science meets Olympic-level awkwardness as the world’s first official sperm race crowns a champion. Genetics, fertility clinics, and way too much competitive energy collide in humanity’s weirdest new sport, now streaming for curious onlookers worldwide.
One moment you're channeling your inner gymnast, the next you're seeing nothing but darkness. A British woman’s cartwheel marathon turns into an unexpected, vision-blurring Olympic event.
Peter Hudson was discovered mid-romance with his sex doll on the front porch, confessing to both neighbors and the court—all in one moment. British justice meets inflatable companionship in a scene so surreal, even Love Island’s casting directors would think twice.
In an unprecedented bureaucratic plot twist, Social Security vanished thousands of retirees after a DOGE-named agency wielded too much delete power. Turns out, being 'digitally dead' doesn’t help you collect benefits—or set up a game night.
Scientists just found a caterpillar that literally cocoons itself in the corpses of its vanquished prey. Move over, Silence of the Lambs—nature’s got a new fashion-forward villain crawling through the undergrowth.
UP Police mistakenly chase judge instead of suspect—law enforcement adds “plot twist” to standard procedure.
In a shocking twist, a pregnant woman discovers her husband fathered some of her siblings—family gatherings are about to get a lot more complicated. Yikes!
In a groundbreaking discovery, scientists claim to have found the strongest evidence yet of life 120 light years away—ET might just be home after all!
