In an absurd twist, a U.S. doctor is told to leave the country via an email from immigration officials. Itâs a baffling reminder of the complexities of bureaucratic communication.
Kids across three U.S. states are being told to avoid the outdoorsâno recess, no backyard adventures, just indoor boredom. Childhood memories now come with screen glare and filtered air in this climate change plot twist.
The UKâs finest have swapped truncheons for trowels, running cannabis farms that would make any stoner jealous. Britainâs police cultivating cannabis isnât an April Foolsâ prankâjust another day in the British justice system.
One NYU student got an unexpected wake-up callâcourtesy of their roommateâs bladder. The administrationâs response? Less action, more head-scratching, as dorm life at Americaâs quirkiest university gets even weird.
In an unprecedented bureaucratic plot twist, Social Security vanished thousands of retirees after a DOGE-named agency wielded too much delete power. Turns out, being 'digitally dead' doesnât help you collect benefitsâor set up a game night.
Texas politicians want to evict furries from school grounds, leaving mascots nervously checking their fur suits. The furry subculture crackdown raises eyebrows and hackles in the Lone Star Stateâs education system.
Science meets Olympic-level awkwardness as the worldâs first official sperm race crowns a champion. Genetics, fertility clinics, and way too much competitive energy collide in humanityâs weirdest new sport, now streaming for curious onlookers worldwide.
One moment you're channeling your inner gymnast, the next you're seeing nothing but darkness. A British womanâs cartwheel marathon turns into an unexpected, vision-blurring Olympic event.
Peter Hudson was discovered mid-romance with his sex doll on the front porch, confessing to both neighbors and the courtâall in one moment. British justice meets inflatable companionship in a scene so surreal, even Love Islandâs casting directors would think twice.
Humanoid robots lined up for the worldâs first robot half-marathon, promptly proving theyâre better at slapstick than sprinting. Beijingâs robo-runners wowed crowds with accidental acrobatics and slow-motion drama, not exactly threatening human athletic supremacy this year.
Scientists just found a caterpillar that literally cocoons itself in the corpses of its vanquished prey. Move over, Silence of the Lambsânatureâs got a new fashion-forward villain crawling through the undergrowth.
Elias Herreraâs pets arenât your typical household animals; theyâre cows! His bovine buddies help him bake and even partake in taste-testing. Who needs a dog when you have a bull to help with cupcakes?
A TikTok astrologerâs horoscope took a sharp turn when authorities arrested him for predicting a Myanmar earthquake. Apparently, Mercury retrograde is now a prosecutable offense in parts of Southeast Asiaâs influencer scene.
When your startupâs top exec is AI and your first move is to hit on her, youâve achieved Silicon Valley satire. This is ChatGPT meets 'The Office'âwith more HR warnings and less reality.
An EasyJet flight was forced into an emergency landing when one passenger became convinced the cabin was crawling with snakes. Spoiler: the only thing slithering was his grip on reality.
