In an episode straight out of a college prank gone terribly wrong, an NYU student was urinated on by their own roommate, sparking outrage online over the university’s puzzlingly calm response. Dorm life just hit peak absurdity for NYU students everywhere.
The UK’s finest have swapped truncheons for trowels, running cannabis farms that would make any stoner jealous. Britain’s police cultivating cannabis isn’t an April Fools’ prank—just another day in the British justice system.
In an unprecedented bureaucratic plot twist, Social Security vanished thousands of retirees after a DOGE-named agency wielded too much delete power. Turns out, being 'digitally dead' doesn’t help you collect benefits—or set up a game night.
Texas politicians want to evict furries from school grounds, leaving mascots nervously checking their fur suits. The furry subculture crackdown raises eyebrows and hackles in the Lone Star State’s education system.
Houston’s emergency hotline got a bit too real when a 911 operator channeled meme culture and hung up—mid-crisis. Somewhere, Sweet Brown is nodding in solidarity.
Science meets Olympic-level awkwardness as the world’s first official sperm race crowns a champion. Genetics, fertility clinics, and way too much competitive energy collide in humanity’s weirdest new sport, now streaming for curious onlookers worldwide.
One moment you're channeling your inner gymnast, the next you're seeing nothing but darkness. A British woman’s cartwheel marathon turns into an unexpected, vision-blurring Olympic event.
Peter Hudson was discovered mid-romance with his sex doll on the front porch, confessing to both neighbors and the court—all in one moment. British justice meets inflatable companionship in a scene so surreal, even Love Island’s casting directors would think twice.
Humanoid robots lined up for the world’s first robot half-marathon, promptly proving they’re better at slapstick than sprinting. Beijing’s robo-runners wowed crowds with accidental acrobatics and slow-motion drama, not exactly threatening human athletic supremacy this year.
Scientists just found a caterpillar that literally cocoons itself in the corpses of its vanquished prey. Move over, Silence of the Lambs—nature’s got a new fashion-forward villain crawling through the undergrowth.
A 43-pound chonker named Biggie redefines “fat cat” and inspires a guide to dechonking. Move over Garfield, there’s a new heavyweight in the house—literally.
A United Airlines flight experienced a fiery incident midair when a rabbit strike led to flames in the cabin. Passengers were understandably alarmed.
A 500-year-old oak tree, survivor of wars and storms, is felled by a restaurant chain, igniting public fury and disbelief. What a way to treat a historic landmark!
