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Brother Flies 1,000 Miles to Deliver Greggs Sausage Roll to Pregnant Sister

When Lauren Nyland, pregnant and vacationing in Portugal, craved a Greggs sausage roll, her brother-in-law embarked on a 1,000-mile journey to deliver the pastry. Jamie Nyland shared, "I still CANNOT believe this."

🕒 3 days ago

Alix Lynx Earns $2,500 Measuring Nose, Bouncing Giant Balloons On Camera

Adult creator Alix Lynx earns up to $2,500 for five-minute custom videos, including requests to measure her nose or bounce on furniture-sized balloons. The 35-year-old New Yorker’s surreal, clothes-on performances have stunned fans and left her “laughing to the bank.”

Mike Lindell's 'Lumpy Pillow' Outburst Adds Absurdity to Defamation Deposition

During a defamation deposition, MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell erupted when attorneys mentioned customer complaints about 'lumpy pillows.' Lindell's vehement denial and profane outburst transformed the legal proceedings into an unexpected theater of brand defense and personal indignation.

🕙1 day ago

Brother Flies 1,000 Miles to Deliver Greggs Sausage Roll to Pregnant Sister

Jamie Nyland's brother traveled 1,000 miles to Portugal to satisfy his pregnant sister-in-law's craving for a Greggs sausage roll, leaving netizens in awe.

🕙3 days ago

Alix Lynx Earns $2,500 Measuring Nose, Bouncing Giant Balloons On Camera

Alix Lynx charges up to $2,500 for five-minute balloon-bouncing and nose-measuring videos, baffling fans with her surreal, fully clothed custom content artistry.

Mike Lindell's 'Lumpy Pillow' Outburst Adds Absurdity to Defamation Deposition

Mike Lindell's deposition erupts as he vehemently denies 'lumpy pillow' claims, turning the defamation case into a surreal courtroom spectacle.

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14 Million Bees Swarm Washington Road After Honey Truck Flips, Beekeepers Rally

A truck carrying 70,000 pounds of honey bee hives overturned on Weidkamp Road, unleashing 14 million bees near the Canadian border. The bizarre honey bee spill closed the Washington roadway for a full day, as more than two dozen beekeepers worked to corral the swarms. Officials said, “The goal is to save as many of the bees as possible.”

German President Watches Diapered Raw Chickens Confound Cathedral Audience

German President joins high clergy in Paderborn Cathedral as diapered raw chickens parade on stage, leaving guests bewildered and prompting civic apologies. The surreal one-night poultry spectacle cements Germany’s reputation for avant-garde performance art.

Scientists Launch Earth Bacteria Toward Enceladus in Icy Moon Experiment

Scientists aim to launch Earth microbes at Enceladus, Saturn’s ice-covered moon, in a 2025 planetary experiment. This bizarre plan could make Enceladus the first celestial body deliberately inoculated with terrestrial life, causing both awe and alarm among astrobiologists.

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🕒 5 days ago

Texas Sheriff Deploys 83,000 License Cameras in Cross-State Abortion Hunt

Texas sheriff taps 83,000 automated license plate cameras, crossing into Washington and Illinois, to track a woman after a self-managed abortion. Flock Safety’s network and “search for female” reason fuel a digital chase, blurring lines between law and surveillance.

🕒 5 days ago

Haryana Pothole Jolt Revives 'Dead' 80-Year-Old, Funeral Halted

Haryana pothole delivers jolt as 80-year-old Darshan Singh Brar, declared dead in Patiala, moves his hand mid-ambulance ride, stunning grandson Balwan Singh on January 12. Doctors in Karnal confirm pulse, leaving mourners bewildered. "It's a miracle," family exclaims.

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🕙1 day ago

14 Million Bees Swarm Washington Road After Honey Truck Flips, Beekeepers Rally

14 million bees swarm Washington’s Weidkamp Road after a honey truck crash releases 70,000 pounds of hives, closing the road for 24 hours as beekeepers scramble.

German President Watches Diapered Raw Chickens Confound Cathedral Audience

German President and high clergy witness diapered raw chickens perform in cathedral, upstaging tradition as officials scramble to explain bizarre 1-night poultry spectacle.

Scientists Launch Earth Bacteria Toward Enceladus in Icy Moon Experiment

Scientists target Enceladus, Saturn’s icy moon, for a 2025 experiment: launching Earth bacteria to test survival. Astrobiologists are stunned and divided.

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🕙5 days ago

Texas Sheriff Deploys 83,000 License Cameras in Cross-State Abortion Hunt

Texas sheriff uses 83,000 license cameras, Flock tech, and cross-state data to hunt woman post-abortion; privacy and legality clash in a digital dragnet.

🕙5 days ago

Haryana Pothole Jolt Revives 'Dead' 80-Year-Old, Funeral Halted

Haryana pothole, 80-year-old Darshan Singh Brar, and 'dead' status collide—ambulance jolt triggers hand movement, halts funeral, shocks mourners, and hospital confirms life.

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🕒 2 weeks ago

Subalpine Woolly Rat Nearly 3ft Long Stuns Scientists in Papua Highlands

Subalpine woolly rat, stretching up to 2.7ft, has scientists reeling in Papua New Guinea. This dense-furred mammal, photographed atop Mount Wilhelm in May 2025, flaunts 3-inch claws and near-cat proportions—prompting one expert to call its existence “astonishing.”

Fantastic Four Rock Jennifer Upstages Ebon Moss-Bachrach’s Thing Role

Fantastic Four’s orange rock Jennifer, used as a stand-in for The Thing, shared the set with Ebon Moss-Bachrach in 2025. This geological co-star, named Jennifer, replaced traditional stunt doubles, prompting the crew to call her “the most reliable cast member.”

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Games Workshop Hands $27 Million Bonus to Warhammer 40K Staffers

Games Workshop’s $27 million bonus for Warhammer 40K employees transforms miniature painting into a full-scale financial spectacle, with staffers pocketing cash instead of just tiny plastic trophies. The UK-based company’s record profits now mean assembly lines of envy—“Best HQ bonus ever,” one worker joked, as industry rivals scramble for their own magic dice roll.

Volusia Deputy Erica Muzzy Arrested Riding Motorcycle With Fake ‘CHASEM3’ Tag

Volusia County Deputy Erica Muzzy arrested after riding a motorcycle sporting a fake ‘CHASEM3’ tag on I-4 near Deltona. The off-duty deputy, stopped at 11:07 p.m., had joined a group at a WaWa before the wild midnight ride led to her resignation. “Fictitious tag,” deputies said.

🕒 6 days ago

Florida Man in ‘COKE’ Shirt Sells Crack, Arrested With $40 Irony

Florida man Terry Leon Simmons, wearing a ‘COKE’ t-shirt, sold 4 crack cocaine rocks for $40 outside a Fort Pierce store, then was arrested at home. Police found marijuana and possible ecstasy, charging him with two felonies. “Irony in plain view,” cops noted.

🕙2 weeks ago

Subalpine Woolly Rat Nearly 3ft Long Stuns Scientists in Papua Highlands

Subalpine woolly rat, nearly 2.7ft long, shocks scientists in Papua New Guinea’s highlands—caught on camera after 30 years, with “razor-sharp” teeth.

Fantastic Four Rock Jennifer Upstages Ebon Moss-Bachrach’s Thing Role

Fantastic Four’s orange rock Jennifer joins Ebon Moss-Bachrach, 1 literal boulder upstaging superhero The Thing—Marvel’s 2025 set gets geological and surreal.

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Games Workshop Hands $27 Million Bonus to Warhammer 40K Staffers

Games Workshop, Warhammer 40K, and $27 million bonuses collide as staffers pocket windfall, making miniatures mania pay off in actual cash—envy guaranteed.

Volusia Deputy Erica Muzzy Arrested Riding Motorcycle With Fake ‘CHASEM3’ Tag

Volusia Deputy Erica Muzzy, 1 fake ‘CHASEM3’ tag, and 2 arrests collide: off-duty cop’s midnight motorcycle ride ends in jail, not Daytona glory.