Alan Dershowitz Sues Martha’s Vineyard Pierogi Stand, Six Dumplings Denied
Alan Dershowitz, famed attorney, ignites Martha’s Vineyard’s 2025 pierogi incident after claiming a farmer’s market vendor refused him six dumplings for “political reasons.” Trending Google queries like “Can vendors refuse service for politics?” and “What rights do customers have at markets?” surface as Dershowitz records video evidence, while police intervene amid the escalating culinary standoff. One bystander reports, “He was b****ing and complaining and videotaping his statements to try to dissuade people from patronizing the vendor.”
With Dershowitz’s dumpling denial making headlines, locals debate whether Martha’s Vineyard pierogi can become a constitutional battleground. Google searches spike for “Alan Dershowitz lawsuit pierogi” and “Why was Alan Dershowitz refused service?” Meanwhile, a resident is rewarded free pierogi for defending the vendor, while Dershowitz grumbles, “They were not my grandmother’s pierogi, but they were OK,” as a police officer contemplates if culinary grievances are now a legal matter.
The vendor, Good Pierogi, reportedly declined Dershowitz’s order of exactly six dumplings—prompting a lawsuit, a viral market video, and a local offered free pierogi for stepping in.
