OpenAI’s doomsday bunker blueprint has Ilya Sutskever and Sam Altman plotting 1 bunker before AGI hits, fearing a 99.999999% chance of human extinction.
CosMc’s test stores in Texas, Chicago, and 5 locations close after 18 months; McDonald’s launches cosmic beverages at 13,637 restaurants this summer.
Chinese college offers Harvard students unconditional entry, 2025 twist stuns Ivy League—Harvard internationals weigh surreal academic detour, “no strings.”
Infrared contact lens, 2025, lets users detect flickering near-infrared light—even with eyes closed—blurring sci-fi and reality, researchers say.
Kyle McGinn, outgoing MP, cracks open 1 beer and downs a shoey in Parliament, blending Aussie tradition with politics—cheers erupt for this legendary sign-off.
Britney Spears sparks airborne chaos lighting 1 cigarette after her 1st vodka, as police and crew confront surreal jet drama—Spears laughs, officials don’t.
Checkers employee Elijah Mackey, 23, and Kissimmee mayo dispute end with 1 dead, 1 arrested—customer's request for packets triggers deadly, surreal fast food chaos.
Annie Knight, Australia’s OnlyFans star, films with 583 men in 6 hours and lands in hospital—excessive bleeding, record claims, and medical disbelief follow.
Karol Nawrocki’s 140-person hooligan brawl rocks Poland’s election, as rival campaigns reel from his team’s bold “no regrets” admission—scandal shakes voters.
Tinder's £150 Plus-One Fix offers British singles a cash boost and a match, turning wedding season's singles tax into a quirky cash-saving love experiment.
United States gun makers unleash cartoon rifles, marketing to kids with 2025 launches—18 to 21-year-olds now buy firearms as toy branding stirs alarm.
Plane passenger’s allergy list bans jet fuel, coffee, and cashews—photo goes viral as 1 note leaves 2 attendants scrambling and internet mocking the request.
Black bear cub, just 2 months old and 3lbs, rescued in California and raised by bear-costumed staff—growing 4x in size thanks to surreal, fuzzy parenting.
Final Destination ceiling collapse injures 1, echoes on-screen chaos with real-life twist as 1 woman struck by debris—audience stunned by freak timing.
Nannup kangaroo crash leaves 2 French backpackers stranded for 23 days as locals shelter, feed, and fix their car—“unlucky, but in this unlucky we were lucky.”