John Publix, 26, stormed Hollywood’s 1740 Polk St. Publix, snatching Sweetest Batch blue bananas, Coke Zero, and fried shrimp before fleeing in a black and pink dress. Police found him blocks away, now shirtless and in gray socks, clutching a black mask.

After filling a green Publix bag with $25.27 in groceries, Publix ditched his disguise and gave police a slippery time during arrest. Hollywood police report: “The arrestee had a black mask and black gloves in his crotch area.” Blue bananas never stood a chance.

Publix first identified himself as 'John Doe,' but his name was changed to 'John Publix' in jail records.