📅 News: 2025-07-14
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Victorville’s $165 Latex Teddy Bear Triggers Human Remains Investigation Panic

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Investigators, responding to this latex-versus-cadaver confusion, swiftly determined the teddy was just dyed, painted rubber—no humans harmed, only egos. “What happens if you report fake human remains?” and “Why do cops cordon off bizarre evidence?” now trend, as Kelly’s horror prop haunts police paperwork like a misplaced Halloween mask. Kelly muses, “We don’t know much.”

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Latex teddy bear, $165 and eerily lifelike, sparks Victorville police to mistake it for human remains. Why did a horror prop prompt a full forensic response?

LSE’s $4M AI Lab Promises Cat Translations, Dog Philosophy, Cephalopod Ethics

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Building on Birch’s warning about AI hallucinations, the centre’s projects include ethical codes for robot-farm chickens and research into driverless cars spotting cats. Trending queries: 'Are animals sentient?' and 'Should AI interpret animal emotions?'. Imagine a self-driving car swerving for an existentially anxious dog, while a rabbit’s paw gestures get reviewed by an interdisciplinary panel.

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LSE’s $4M animal AI lab debuts September 30, promising pet translation apps and crab consciousness studies. Can AI decode your cat's sulk, or just invent new dog anxieties? Trending: 'Can AI talk to pets?' and 'How do animals think?'.

100 Girlfriends Anime Shatters Monologue Record, Love God Watches Throats Dry

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While Rentaro’s voice survived the marathon monologue, Wataru Kato’s throat became the true underdog as he hydrated mid-confession, answering "How long can voice actors talk?" and "What anime holds Guinness records?" The scene’s aftermath? A horde of girlfriends storming the booth, applause drowning out any remaining doubts—a spectacle more surreal than a love polygon synchronized swimming meet.

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100 Girlfriends anime sets 7,453-character monologue record as Rentaro serenades 11 loves; trending queries on "anime world records" and "longest anime scenes" answered. Imagine a love confession so long, actors need hydration breaks.

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Yoghurt-Slathered Windows Outsmart Heatwave in Loughborough Lab Test

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Roberts’ experiment—featuring a yoghurt-smeared window and its odourless aftermath—sparked surprise when temperatures dropped up to 3.5°C, as “How to cool a room fast?” and “Best window heat blockers” trend. PhD student Niloo Todeh-Kharman ran parallel houses; only the glazed dairy dwelling stayed cool, while foil blocked even more heat, underscoring the absurdity of yoghurt outclassing modern gadgets. Even Dr Zoe De Grussa admits, “It’s not your everyday hack”—yet here it is, defying all logic and expectation.

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Loughborough scientist Ben Roberts found Greek yoghurt on windows drops indoor heat by 3.5°C, out-cooling fans and foil. Is this the cheapest way to cool a house? The 30-second yoghurt smell vanishes, but the punchline: it works better than you'd ever guess.

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London Tortoise Triggers 1-Room Fire; Dog Hides, Firefighters Arrive

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While the tortoise’s hay-fueled arson attempt startled residents, firefighters found a dog cowering under the stairs—both pets unscathed, both returned to one relieved human. Searches spike: “How often do pets start house fires?” and “London pet fire rescues.” The heat lamp lies vanquished, hay sizzled in defeat.

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London tortoise starts 1-room blaze after toppling heat lamp—firefighters rescue both him and a small dog. Why do tortoises need heat lamps? Can pets really cause house fires? Fire ends with pets under stairs, owner relieved, hay smoldering.

1,500 Tarantulas Crammed in Cookie Shipment Baffle Cologne-Bonn Customs

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While the cookie-box tarantula hoard left seasoned agents reeling, a criminal investigation now targets the intended recipient for undeclared animal imports. Searches for “what happens to seized exotic animals” and “Cologne-Bonn airport smuggling cases” spike, as surviving spiders enter professional care. Imagine 1,500 venomous arachnids emerging from a perfectly innocent snack box—proof that airport security’s worst day involves both cookies and fangs.

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Tarantulas, 1,500 strong, packed in plastic tubes and disguised as cookies, stunned German customs at Cologne-Bonn airport. Why smuggle spiders in snacks? How do airports detect animal contraband? Picture customs agents unwrapping a venomous, cookie-scented surprise.

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Lyon Prison Heist: Inmate Elyazid A. Escapes in Giant Luggage Bag

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Instead of spotting Elyazid’s human cargo, staff granted his accomplice a cart for the suspiciously heavy bag—feeding Google’s “biggest prison security fail” and “how often do prisoners escape in France.” The director called it, “A dysfunction never seen in this administration.”

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Lyon prison escape: Elyazid A., age 20, vanished inside a released inmate’s oversized bag. Trending: “How do prisoners escape?” and “French prison security.” Picture guards wheeling out a future trivia answer.

Port St. Lucie Shed Spa: 62 Botox Injections, Backyard Paralyzes Neighbor

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While the Botox-shed twist stuns Port St. Lucie, investigators revealed the victim returned twice, hoping for a miracle inside a glorified tool closet. Trending searches for "Botox gone wrong pictures" and "Florida med spa arrests" spiked as Mena faced nine charges, including fraud and aggravated battery. Picture a medical spa so convincing, it’s almost a shed with a stethoscope. Said Officer Brittany Holly: “It still is a shed.”

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Port St. Lucie Botox shed delivers 62 injections, causing facial paralysis and viral searches for "can you get Botox in a shed?" and "unlicensed med spa risks". Picture a med spa in a lawnmower’s former home.

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French Military’s 193 Pigeons Race at Mont Valerien, Honor Wartime Secrets

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From Sylvain’s legendary pigeon loft, where racing pigeons now replace wartime dispatches, comes a peculiar reality: military birds outpace Google Fiber in ceremonial sprints, yet remain on the French government’s emergency communication plan. Searchers ask, ‘Are pigeons still used for military communication?’ and ‘Why do French pigeons have serial numbers?’—but few expect the military’s feathered athletes to hold security clearance. “Today he races,” Sylvain notes, as pigeons compete and outshine encrypted apps with their old-school mystique.

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French military pigeons, 193 strong, now race at Mont Valerien—once legendary war messengers, now competitive sprinters. Why did France keep pigeons after WWII? Can carrier pigeons still deliver secrets? Picture a feathered athlete with a classified résumé.