Florida Man’s Corn-Tossing Spree Ends After Canned Veggies Crash Through Window

Local legend and serial canned food hurler finally faces justice after a rogue can of corn sails through a neighbor’s window, ending his bizarre reign. Florida’s canned corn vigilante left residents ducking for cover—this incident will surely go down in weird Florida man history.
Witnesses say his final toss—a dented Del Monte can, flung with wild accuracy—shattered not just a window, but his street cred. Now, memes of “Florida Man corn incident” trend online, cementing his spot in viral Florida lore as the ultimate canned food outlaw.