Leaning into retro nostalgia with a spray can, Gardner’s Switch 2 adventure goes off the rails as pliers and panic enter the scene. As curiosity peaks for “Donkey Kong Bananza review” and “Switch 2 cartridge compatibility,” desperate extraction attempts escalate until the cartridge shatters. “I also just actually broke the cartridge, oh god,” he laments, while viewers ponder if yellow paint voids Nintendo’s warranty or just your day.

Building on Dr. Barrett’s revelation of Harvard-level dog dreams, the American Kennel Club warns: let sleeping dogs lie during nightmares to avoid a surprise bite. Top searches—“can dogs have nightmares” and “should you wake a dreaming dog”—get their answer: don’t interrupt the dream marathon, unless you wish to star in a midnight whimpering chase. One owner confesses, “My dog is always running in his dreams and if he’s not running he’s whimpering,” conjuring midnight canine track meets.

After Loeb’s cosmic bottle analogy, the spectacle intensified: NASA’s live feed of the comet crashed under the weight of 'alien probe real' and 'Harvard UFO evidence' queries, while researchers in Mauna Kea compared its trajectory to a pinball ricocheting through the asteroid belt. The only thing missing was a blinking interstellar turn signal and a welcome mat orbiting Saturn. As Loeb quipped, 'If it’s not a probe, it’s the universe’s weirdest practical joke.'

The QR-coded shrine features life-size raccoon paws and photos of the infamous 2015 sidewalk memorial, with over 400 scans and 1,000 web visits. New trending questions—“How do raccoons survive Toronto?” and “Can animals get city plaques?”—are answered as the plaque’s digital portal fills with raccoon tales, while city officials brace for snack tributes and photo ops: “They’ve just become these cheeky personalities that run amok,” Sutton notes.

After Baba’s prime rib reign ended, the hotel beefed up surveillance, as “how to track stolen exotic birds” and “peacock value in California” spiked. Neighbors reported sudden peafowl appearances, and employees mourn their vanished feathered bosses. “They really meant a lot to us,” said Nielsen.

Reactions to Hegseth’s anti-handwashing manifesto, including his claim that 'I take care of myself and all that, but I don't obsess,' now fuel queries like 'Is hand sanitizer necessary every day?' and 'What germs live on hands?' Meanwhile, the CDC quietly recommends soap while social media imagines a parallel universe where Harvard diplomas replace hand towels and pizza crusts become immunity boosters.