Fed Up Lexus Driver Leaves Cheeky Note for Repeatedly Inept Car Thieves

London’s most beleaguered Lexus driver finally snapped after thieves tried (and failed) to steal his car three times—so he left a scathing note mocking their skills. This passive-aggressive masterpiece turns car theft prevention into high British satire and proves inept criminals have met their match.
Nathaniel’s “Dear Aspiring Car Collector” note—with lines like “I have three immobilisers, two trackers and a gold-plated steering lock”—sparked viral memes and a flurry of London car theft stories, making his Lexus RX450 the city’s most famous unstealable ride.