In a 1966 declassified CIA document, bizarrely, Jesus is said to have foreseen catastrophic floods leading to the world's end. Perhaps divine predictions are just what our espionage stories needed?

Thomas’s bizarre saga doesn’t end with apocalypse predictions—his “Adam and Eve Story” dedicates thanks to US Air Force General Curtis LeMay, and claims Jesus ascended in a “space vehicle.” No wonder “declassified CIA files UFOs” keeps spiking on conspiracy forums today.