The latest bizarre side effect of the Ozempic weight-loss craze is called ‘Ozempic Mouth,’ and it’s leaving users with unexpected volume loss, fine lines, and wrinkles. As TikTokers swap diet secrets, dentists brace for a rush of prematurely aged grins nationwide.
Sovereignty overtakes Journalism to win Kentucky Derby, creating a headline writer’s fever dream as racing fans puzzle over a finish that sounds straight from the newsroom.
A neighborhood menace finally meets his match as airborne cans of corn become his downfall. Florida’s most unpredictable grocery projectile enthusiast has been stopped—canned food chaos no longer reigns supreme on these suburban streets.
A Northumberland man ignited his own home—twice in one night—simply to watch his firefighter heroes in action. Apparently, some childhood obsessions never burn out, even when the authorities arrive with hoses and handcuffs.
Grindcore legends Pig Destroyer just dropped a bombshell—by entering the butt plug business. Heavy riffs meet heavy... accessories, leaving metalheads everywhere scrambling to update their merch collections (and perhaps, their bedside drawers).
A federal judge torched a lawyer’s “Dragon Lawyers PC” filing for splashing a cartoon dragon across every page. Legal briefs just went from stuffy to scaly in a ruling that’s pure weird news gold.
Buga, Colombia locals were treated to an interstellar spectacle when a spherical UFO reportedly crashed, leaving residents puzzled and smartphones recording. Forget weather balloons—this is peak 2025 weird news, orb edition.
Forget James Bond—Nvidia’s latest nemesis is a lobster with a GPU and a faux baby bump. Chinese smugglers are getting shellfishly creative about sneaking electronics past customs.
One determined hobbyist let venomous snakes chomp him hundreds of times—and now his blood might save us all. Forget Captain America; meet the real-life Snake Serum Avenger, trending in bizarre science and even weirder ambition.
Academic tempers flare as historians argue over exactly how many penises are embroidered on the Bayeux Tapestry. The centuries-old willy tally remains the most heated debate in needlework and medieval history, bar none.
Rats are raising the bar for sommeliers everywhere, proving they can distinguish Riesling from Sauvignon Blanc—by scent alone. Somewhere, a French waiter is nervously polishing a glass, reconsidering job security and keyword optimization for "rats wine tasting."
A Tempe tavern just set a new high—or low—in PR disasters by equating an underage drinking sting with a national tragedy. Arizona bars, take note: this is how you pour gasoline on a public relations dumpster fire.
RFK Jr. just turned the germ theory of disease into an optional side quest. Health experts everywhere are frantically washing their hands—and their careers—after this sudden plot twist in presidential politics.
Forget about time travel movies, the White House claims it has tech to warp time and space—because reality is too boring.
Move over, robo-judges—the UAE just put ChatGPT on the legislative payroll. The first nation to automate lawmaking, the Emirates lets artificial intelligence draft the rules mere mortals must follow.
This Australian spent enough on cat cosplay to actually buy a real cat (or ten), only to discover clout doesn’t come with nine lives. TikTok, meet the world’s most expensive case of buyer’s remorse.