Elf Queen Tilda Swinton Cast as James Bond, Doctor Who and Chosen as Pope—a sentence you’ll only read in 2025. Swinton’s new triple-threat career path means she’ll fight villains, travel time, and lead the Catholic Church, all while redefining the meaning of ‘typecasting.’
Toronto’s Red Rebels fuse performance art and eco-activism, staging crimson-clad spectacles for climate justice. Move over Shakespeare, these environmentalists are rewriting street theatre in the heart of Canada’s busiest city.
Chocolate artist Amaury Guichon just built a fully functional bowling alley—pins, ball, and even the wood grain—out of pure cocoa wizardry. Suddenly, the phrase “strikingly sweet” isn’t just a pun, it’s an edible reality showstopper.
Medieval penis counting has finally hit a fever pitch as historians wrangle over the Bayeux tapestry's risqué stitchwork. The scholarly tally dispute is embroidering new chapters in the annals of weird history debates.
Sophie Lloyd donned a fake mustache to infiltrate Britain’s all-male Magic Circle, only to confess the ruse the very night women were finally allowed in. Sometimes reality’s greatest trick is outsmarting itself—magic, mischief, and a spectacular self-own all appear in this viral tale.
This couple skipped the chapel and said ‘I do’ while death metal blasted and bodies flew. Moshing matrimony: just your average Pittsburgh romance headline in 2025.
One moment you're channeling your inner gymnast, the next you're seeing nothing but darkness. A British woman’s cartwheel marathon turns into an unexpected, vision-blurring Olympic event.
Peter Hudson was discovered mid-romance with his sex doll on the front porch, confessing to both neighbors and the court—all in one moment. British justice meets inflatable companionship in a scene so surreal, even Love Island’s casting directors would think twice.
In an unprecedented bureaucratic plot twist, Social Security vanished thousands of retirees after a DOGE-named agency wielded too much delete power. Turns out, being 'digitally dead' doesn’t help you collect benefits—or set up a game night.
Humanoid robots lined up for the world’s first robot half-marathon, promptly proving they’re better at slapstick than sprinting. Beijing’s robo-runners wowed crowds with accidental acrobatics and slow-motion drama, not exactly threatening human athletic supremacy this year.
Scientists just found a caterpillar that literally cocoons itself in the corpses of its vanquished prey. Move over, Silence of the Lambs—nature’s got a new fashion-forward villain crawling through the undergrowth.
Tiny Oregon town reports ‘100% fatal’ brain disease—because nothing says “welcome” like a medical mystery straight out of a sci-fi thriller.
Serbia decided to treat researchers like Cinderella with a midnight deadline—except it’s noon, and the only thing turning into a pumpkin is academic productivity. Peer review just got a turbo mode.
Ireland’s search for the next great detective has a new hero: a Wicklow man who misplaced his car for three weeks after a legendary stag party. GPS, meet Guinness.
Michigan town moves 9,100 books by hand—proving cardio, community spirit, and mild insanity can all fit into one oddly wholesome workout.
A feisty pileated woodpecker is apparently auditioning for the avian version of Fast & Furious by hammering dents into cars across Rockport, Massachusetts. Residents are learning the hard way that Mother Nature sometimes carries a beak and an attitude problem.