An escort known for serving the world's elites reveals a jaw-dropping anecdote: a high-profile billionaire client, who bizarrely played toilet for her, tragically died. Her account adds a bizarre twist to luxury lifestyles where outrageousness knows no bounds.
One NYU student got an unexpected wake-up callâcourtesy of their roommateâs bladder. The administrationâs response? Less action, more head-scratching, as dorm life at Americaâs quirkiest university gets even weird.
In an unprecedented bureaucratic plot twist, Social Security vanished thousands of retirees after a DOGE-named agency wielded too much delete power. Turns out, being 'digitally dead' doesnât help you collect benefitsâor set up a game night.
Texas politicians want to evict furries from school grounds, leaving mascots nervously checking their fur suits. The furry subculture crackdown raises eyebrows and hackles in the Lone Star Stateâs education system.
Houstonâs emergency hotline got a bit too real when a 911 operator channeled meme culture and hung upâmid-crisis. Somewhere, Sweet Brown is nodding in solidarity.
Uberâs customer service went ghost after a Toronto mom watched her ride disappearâwith her kid still inside. Ghosting, but make it rideshare.
One moment you're channeling your inner gymnast, the next you're seeing nothing but darkness. A British womanâs cartwheel marathon turns into an unexpected, vision-blurring Olympic event.
Peter Hudson was discovered mid-romance with his sex doll on the front porch, confessing to both neighbors and the courtâall in one moment. British justice meets inflatable companionship in a scene so surreal, even Love Islandâs casting directors would think twice.
Humanoid robots lined up for the worldâs first robot half-marathon, promptly proving theyâre better at slapstick than sprinting. Beijingâs robo-runners wowed crowds with accidental acrobatics and slow-motion drama, not exactly threatening human athletic supremacy this year.
Scientists just found a caterpillar that literally cocoons itself in the corpses of its vanquished prey. Move over, Silence of the Lambsânatureâs got a new fashion-forward villain crawling through the undergrowth.
Move over, robo-judgesâthe UAE just put ChatGPT on the legislative payroll. The first nation to automate lawmaking, the Emirates lets artificial intelligence draft the rules mere mortals must follow.
A prank backfires spectacularly when a girlfriend turns on the prankster. Some lessons come with a bit more drama than expected!
Hollywood psychic insists Elvis chats about his 'meat suit' woes posthumouslyâwho knew the King had such a ghostly agenda?
