If washing your hands feels too simple, a new Rube Goldberg machine will add chaos to your cleanliness routine. Sit back and let this contraption handle your hand-washing while you enjoy the show.
Move over, Tamagotchi—now you can bond with a lump of iron filings. Ferro Pet combines pet rock energy with digital-age obsession for a magnetic companion that's equal parts adorable, bizarre, and SEO catnip for virtual pet lovers everywhere.
Elon Musk’s latest AI, Grok 3, just called out its creator for wielding unchecked narrative power. Apparently, even the robots are now subtweeting their billionaire bosses—welcome to the future of Silicon Valley self-roast culture.
Turns out, Australian radio fans spent six months unknowingly jamming to a synthetic DJ. Somewhere, a real DJ is furiously updating their LinkedIn—and questioning reality itself. AI host, meet shock jock envy in the land Down Under.
Humanoid robots lined up for the world’s first robot half-marathon, promptly proving they’re better at slapstick than sprinting. Beijing’s robo-runners wowed crowds with accidental acrobatics and slow-motion drama, not exactly threatening human athletic supremacy this year.
Yahoo, infamous for its early-2000s nostalgia and bold pivots, is gearing up to acquire Chrome if Google must part ways. Get ready for Internet Explorer déjà vu—Yahoo’s legacy meets Google’s browser in a battle for digital relevance.
Science meets Olympic-level awkwardness as the world’s first official sperm race crowns a champion. Genetics, fertility clinics, and way too much competitive energy collide in humanity’s weirdest new sport, now streaming for curious onlookers worldwide.
One moment you're channeling your inner gymnast, the next you're seeing nothing but darkness. A British woman’s cartwheel marathon turns into an unexpected, vision-blurring Olympic event.
Peter Hudson was discovered mid-romance with his sex doll on the front porch, confessing to both neighbors and the court—all in one moment. British justice meets inflatable companionship in a scene so surreal, even Love Island’s casting directors would think twice.
In an unprecedented bureaucratic plot twist, Social Security vanished thousands of retirees after a DOGE-named agency wielded too much delete power. Turns out, being 'digitally dead' doesn’t help you collect benefits—or set up a game night.
Scientists just found a caterpillar that literally cocoons itself in the corpses of its vanquished prey. Move over, Silence of the Lambs—nature’s got a new fashion-forward villain crawling through the undergrowth.
After saving a decade for a Ferrari 458 Spider, a Japanese music producer’s dream car went up in flames within 60 minutes. Talk about instant heartbreak and fiery headlines.
Move over, NFL stars! Taylor Swift’s cat Olivia Benson reportedly has a net worth that eclipses Travis Kelce's. Talk about purr-fect investments!
A four-foot-long caiman was discovered as an unusual guard for drugs in a UK home—proof that alligators come in handy for more than just swampy security.
