ICE mistakenly arrested a U.S. teen, then reportedly opted to keep him detained anyway—because what's a little identity mix-up between bureaucrats? The agency's approach seems to be: “Oops, but he’s here now.” It’s a Kafkaesque plot twist that proves due process sometimes gets deported too.
The UK’s finest have swapped truncheons for trowels, running cannabis farms that would make any stoner jealous. Britain’s police cultivating cannabis isn’t an April Fools’ prank—just another day in the British justice system.
One NYU student got an unexpected wake-up call—courtesy of their roommate’s bladder. The administration’s response? Less action, more head-scratching, as dorm life at America’s quirkiest university gets even weird.
In an unprecedented bureaucratic plot twist, Social Security vanished thousands of retirees after a DOGE-named agency wielded too much delete power. Turns out, being 'digitally dead' doesn’t help you collect benefits—or set up a game night.
Texas politicians want to evict furries from school grounds, leaving mascots nervously checking their fur suits. The furry subculture crackdown raises eyebrows and hackles in the Lone Star State’s education system.
Houston’s emergency hotline got a bit too real when a 911 operator channeled meme culture and hung up—mid-crisis. Somewhere, Sweet Brown is nodding in solidarity.
Science meets Olympic-level awkwardness as the world’s first official sperm race crowns a champion. Genetics, fertility clinics, and way too much competitive energy collide in humanity’s weirdest new sport, now streaming for curious onlookers worldwide.
One moment you're channeling your inner gymnast, the next you're seeing nothing but darkness. A British woman’s cartwheel marathon turns into an unexpected, vision-blurring Olympic event.
Peter Hudson was discovered mid-romance with his sex doll on the front porch, confessing to both neighbors and the court—all in one moment. British justice meets inflatable companionship in a scene so surreal, even Love Island’s casting directors would think twice.
Humanoid robots lined up for the world’s first robot half-marathon, promptly proving they’re better at slapstick than sprinting. Beijing’s robo-runners wowed crowds with accidental acrobatics and slow-motion drama, not exactly threatening human athletic supremacy this year.
Scientists just found a caterpillar that literally cocoons itself in the corpses of its vanquished prey. Move over, Silence of the Lambs—nature’s got a new fashion-forward villain crawling through the undergrowth.
Silicon Valley crosswalk button hacked to mimic Musk and Zuckerberg—pedestrian safety now comes with a side of tech ego.
In China’s first humanoid half-marathon, 21 robotic runners broke down mid-race, proving humans still dominate endurance events for now.
DHS tells immigration attorney to leave the U.S.—irony officially reaches paperwork-induced peak.
Congresswoman Nancy Mace's viral supermarket video is a political thriller with a twist. Who needs Netflix when real life serves such drama?
A Russian traveler pulls a literal disappearing act at JFK, breezing through layers of airport security straight onto a flight to Paris. TSA agents everywhere are updating their résumés—and rethinking invisibility cloaks.