A Silicon Valley crosswalk button now features the voices of Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg, thanks to a mystery hacker with a flair for the absurd. Pedestrians get a tech titan showdown just for wanting to cross the street—because nothing says “walk signal” like existential AI banter and billionaire beef.
Elon Musk’s latest AI, Grok 3, just called out its creator for wielding unchecked narrative power. Apparently, even the robots are now subtweeting their billionaire bosses—welcome to the future of Silicon Valley self-roast culture.
Turns out, Australian radio fans spent six months unknowingly jamming to a synthetic DJ. Somewhere, a real DJ is furiously updating their LinkedIn—and questioning reality itself. AI host, meet shock jock envy in the land Down Under.
Humanoid robots lined up for the world’s first robot half-marathon, promptly proving they’re better at slapstick than sprinting. Beijing’s robo-runners wowed crowds with accidental acrobatics and slow-motion drama, not exactly threatening human athletic supremacy this year.
Yahoo, infamous for its early-2000s nostalgia and bold pivots, is gearing up to acquire Chrome if Google must part ways. Get ready for Internet Explorer déjà vu—Yahoo’s legacy meets Google’s browser in a battle for digital relevance.
Move over, robo-judges—the UAE just put ChatGPT on the legislative payroll. The first nation to automate lawmaking, the Emirates lets artificial intelligence draft the rules mere mortals must follow.
One moment you're channeling your inner gymnast, the next you're seeing nothing but darkness. A British woman’s cartwheel marathon turns into an unexpected, vision-blurring Olympic event.
Peter Hudson was discovered mid-romance with his sex doll on the front porch, confessing to both neighbors and the court—all in one moment. British justice meets inflatable companionship in a scene so surreal, even Love Island’s casting directors would think twice.
In an unprecedented bureaucratic plot twist, Social Security vanished thousands of retirees after a DOGE-named agency wielded too much delete power. Turns out, being 'digitally dead' doesn’t help you collect benefits—or set up a game night.
Scientists just found a caterpillar that literally cocoons itself in the corpses of its vanquished prey. Move over, Silence of the Lambs—nature’s got a new fashion-forward villain crawling through the undergrowth.
Medieval penis counting has finally hit a fever pitch as historians wrangle over the Bayeux tapestry's risqué stitchwork. The scholarly tally dispute is embroidering new chapters in the annals of weird history debates.
Florida man caught after pooping stolen diamond earrings—true crime meets gastrointestinal glitter in the Sunshine State.
Bride clocked at 105 MPH racing to wedding—because nothing says “I do” like outrunning commitment *and* traffic laws.
A ransomware gang now wants either Elon-style productivity memos or an easy trillion dollars. Corporate cybercrime has officially entered Silicon Valley fever dream territory, and the SEO keywords are almost as bonkers as the ransom note.
