A Sudbury man found out that wiping feces on someone does, in fact, qualify as assault—because apparently, that wasn’t obvious. The courtroom revelation adds a new chapter to “what not to do in public,” reminding everyone that common decency isn’t just moral—it’s now legally enforceable.
The Pentagon just got a glam squad. Move over, military briefings—there’s a new battle for flawless foundation under the fluorescent lights. Apparently, national security now includes HD-ready complexions.
Sarah Palin claims a New York Times editorial left her feeling spiritually deflated—because nothing says modern politics like losing your oomph in open court.
Congresswoman Nancy Mace's viral supermarket video is a political thriller with a twist. Who needs Netflix when real life serves such drama?
Blink-182’s bassist swears his pop-punk wisdom guided US forces to Saddam. Somewhere, a Pentagon playlist just got a lot weirder—and history teachers everywhere are nervously shredding their lesson plans.
Science meets Olympic-level awkwardness as the world’s first official sperm race crowns a champion. Genetics, fertility clinics, and way too much competitive energy collide in humanity’s weirdest new sport, now streaming for curious onlookers worldwide.
One moment you're channeling your inner gymnast, the next you're seeing nothing but darkness. A British woman’s cartwheel marathon turns into an unexpected, vision-blurring Olympic event.
Peter Hudson was discovered mid-romance with his sex doll on the front porch, confessing to both neighbors and the court—all in one moment. British justice meets inflatable companionship in a scene so surreal, even Love Island’s casting directors would think twice.
In an unprecedented bureaucratic plot twist, Social Security vanished thousands of retirees after a DOGE-named agency wielded too much delete power. Turns out, being 'digitally dead' doesn’t help you collect benefits—or set up a game night.
Waterloo students trapped by territorial geese—campus life now includes pop quizzes and surprise bird standoffs.
A bizarre saga unfolds as a man alleges Rihanna, Beyoncé, and others stole his songs using mind control and implants, demanding his lost musical talents back.
