Move over, horse racing—there’s a new thoroughbred in town. The winner of the world’s first-ever sperm race officially gets crowned, blending genetics, fertility clinics, and a dash of reality TV spectacle. It’s the only sporting event where the swimmers actually matter.

What really set this viral LA event apart wasn’t just the gold-plated sperm trophy or the Ty Dolla $ign halftime show—it was the fact that Sperm Racing’s livestream drew over 4,000 ticket buyers and nearly 1,000 on the waiting list, proving “fertility health awareness” can go mainstream.