Wicklow man's car lost for almost three weeks after he forgot where he parked it during a wild stag party in Cork. Ireland’s unofficial new champion of forgetfulness proves that what happens on a stag night really does stay—especially if you can’t find your car afterward. Guinness, anyone?

After three weeks and a small army of WhatsApp detectives, the Wicklow man’s car finally resurfaced in a quiet Cork cul-de-sac, completely unscathed. The Wicklow man’s car lost saga proves that no GPS can outperform a neighbour’s suspicious glance and a legendary hangover.