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Cow Survives 11-Mile Flood, Lands on Old Bar Beach After NSW Rains

Cow survives 11-mile floodwaters to land on Old Bar Beach, New South Wales, after torrential rain. The bovine’s journey from Taree fields to sandy shoreline left both lifeguards and Layla Philipson—who discovered the cow—utterly bewildered. “What now?” she joked online.

Slaw Dog, New York Dog Speed Wienermobiles at Indy Wiene 500 Friday

Slaw Dog and New York Dog drive six 27-foot Wienermobiles at the Wiene 500 Friday, with +300 odds and 14,000-pound vehicles zooming at 110 mph around Indianapolis Motor Speedway. Oscar Mayer touts “smiles” as the winner gets a condiment shower in the Wiener’s Circle.

Florida Judge Gary Farmer Suspended After 7 Exceptionally Bad Courtroom Jokes

Florida Judge Gary Farmer’s barrage of 7 exceptionally bad courtroom jokes—including “Wassup britches!” and a condom probation order—landed him a no-pay suspension from Broward County, as investigators called his antics “damaging to the judiciary.” Panel cited jokes about defendants’ children and “Sweet Georgia” as especially disruptive, warning, “God bless you, man—one’s enough.”

Cow Survives 11-Mile Flood, Lands on Old Bar Beach After NSW Rains

Cow survives 11-mile flood ride, washing up on Old Bar Beach after torrential New South Wales rains—locals stunned by bovine’s improbable sandy landing.

Slaw Dog, New York Dog Speed Wienermobiles at Indy Wiene 500 Friday

Slaw Dog, New York Dog, 6 Wienermobiles race at Indianapolis with +300 odds, 14,000 lbs, and a condiment spray finish—Oscar Mayer calls it “epic proportions.”

Florida Judge Gary Farmer Suspended After 7 Exceptionally Bad Courtroom Jokes

Florida Judge Gary Farmer, 7 jokes, and a suspension: misfired courtroom comedy in Broward County triggers panel's “unfit to serve” verdict and chaos.

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Magnus Carlsen Outmaneuvers 143,000 Online Rivals in Epic Global Draw

Magnus Carlsen, chess grandmaster, clashed with 143,000 global opponents online as “Magnus vs. The World” ended in a perfectly bizarre draw. The 34-year-old Norwegian and chess.com’s massive team traded moves for more than six weeks; Carlsen admitted, “they haven’t given me a single chance.”

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Indiana Porn Law Forces Users To Register As Sex Offenders Before Clicking

Indiana porn law now requires all site visitors to register as sex offenders before viewing, sending Hoosiers in circles as they face a pop-up, a mugshot, and a permanent database entry. The May 16 rule echoes Texas and Oklahoma’s own bizarre anti-porn systems.

Meet the Bonnacon: Medieval Europe’s Diarrhea-Spraying Monster Redefines Mythical Defense Tactics

Meet the Bonnacon, Medieval Europe's explosive diarrhea-spraying mythical beast, infamous for defending itself with scalding streams of caustic dung. Medieval manuscripts showcase the Bonnacon’s bizarre talents, making this mythical monster the ultimate oddball in Europe's folklore—because nothing says 'escape artist' like leaving enemies in a scorched, smelly mess.

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Turkish Town Accidentally Gets High After Cops Burn 20 Tons of Confiscated Weed

A Turkish town gets high after police burn 20 tons of confiscated weed in the center of Lice, sending clouds of cannabis smoke billowing over 25,000 surprised residents. Suddenly, the town’s air wasn’t just thick with mystery—it was thick with giggles and munchies, too.

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Russian Singer Katya Lel Claims Aliens Stole Her Teeth, Offers UFO Abduction Advice

Russian singer Katya Lel has made headlines by claiming aliens abducted her and stole her teeth, but insists there’s no UFO threat as long as you decline consent. For alien encounter enthusiasts, Katya Lel’s bizarre abduction story redefines intergalactic dental hygiene—just remember, communication is key!

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Magnus Carlsen Outmaneuvers 143,000 Online Rivals in Epic Global Draw

Magnus Carlsen upends chess history as 143,000 online rivals force a draw—world champion’s strategy meets the collective mind in record-breaking standoff.

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Indiana Porn Law Forces Users To Register As Sex Offenders Before Clicking

Indiana porn law orders viewers to register as sex offenders before access, with an unclosable pop-up and a mugshot required for every new category.

Meet the Bonnacon: Medieval Europe’s Diarrhea-Spraying Monster Redefines Mythical Defense Tactics

Meet the Bonnacon, Medieval Europe’s legendary diarrhea-spraying beast, who weaponized explosive dung for a swift getaway. Folklore fans and oddity-seekers, prepare for a wild ride through history’s most bizarre monster manual entry.

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Turkish Town Accidentally Gets High After Cops Burn 20 Tons of Confiscated Weed

Turkish town high after police weed burn: Lice’s residents discover what happens when 20 tons of confiscated cannabis goes up in smoke—literally filling the air, and heads, with unexpected euphoria.

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Russian Singer Katya Lel Claims Aliens Stole Her Teeth, Offers UFO Abduction Advice

Russian singer Katya Lel claims aliens abducted her and stole her teeth—then assures UFO-invasion skeptics there’s no need to worry, just politely refuse consent for abduction.

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Apple’s Siri Allegedly Spies, Now Apple Pays Users Cash for Eavesdropping

Apple’s Siri allegedly spied on conversations, resulting in Apple paying users cash for Siri-enabled devices. Privacy concerns meet payday in this odd Apple twist.

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A Dead Soviet Space Probe From 1972 Is Finally Coming Home to Earth

A dead Soviet space probe from 1972 is falling back to Earth after decades in orbit, turning the planet into an accidental lost-and-found for Cold War-era technology. Scientists and space junk enthusiasts alike now await its fiery homecoming.

InventWood Super Wood Outsmarts Steel with 12x Strength in 2025 Debut

InventWood Super Wood, set for 2025 production, uses cellulose nanocrystals and food-grade chemistry to outmuscle steel by 12x and mimic ipe and walnut colors. Timber chips become fire-resistant, pest-proof beams, sparking surreal visions of unbreakable, tropical-hued chairs.

Power Outage Ambushes Energy Secretary Lotilla at 10-Minute Media Blackout

Power outage disrupts Energy Secretary Lotilla’s press event inside the DOE compound, plunging Taguig’s Philippine National Oil Company building into 10 minutes of blackout and irony. Reporters and officials fumbled for solutions as a blown fuse ended all talk of energy reliability.

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Meteor Illuminates Mexico City Sky at 4 AM, Sparks Celestial Curiosity

A rare bolide event dazzled early risers in Mexico City as a meteor exploded in the atmosphere, creating a celestial showstopper. Scientists scrambled to explain the fiery phenomenon that momentarily turned night into day.

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Apple’s Siri Allegedly Spies, Now Apple Pays Users Cash for Eavesdropping

Apple and Siri keywords dominate headlines as Apple pays users after Siri’s alleged eavesdropping. Cash for conversations? The Apple lawsuit just got weirder.

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A Dead Soviet Space Probe From 1972 Is Finally Coming Home to Earth

Space junk with a Soviet pedigree makes a dramatic return after half a century. The vintage probe could soon crash-land, reminding us that even forgotten relics eventually RSVP to Earth’s cosmic party.

InventWood Super Wood Outsmarts Steel with 12x Strength in 2025 Debut

InventWood Super Wood, twelve times stronger than steel and debuting in 2025, compresses cellulose power into beams that outmuscle metal—goodbye, boring furniture.

Power Outage Ambushes Energy Secretary Lotilla at 10-Minute Media Blackout

Power outage knocks Energy Secretary Lotilla into 10-minute blackout, as media scramble for answers and jokes spark in literal darkness at DOE HQ.