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Pastor Unseals 25-Year Time Capsule: Pokémon, Alanis Morissette, and Dystopian Fears

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Time capsule pastor Dylan Schrader cracks open his 25-year-old Crayola tin, revealing Pokémon ads, a Windows keyboard key, and Alanis Morissette on cassette—plus a letter musing, "Is it 1984, Brave New World, or happy?" Trending now: what to put in a time capsule, why do people bury them?

Schrader’s Crayola tin, buried at the millennium, also hid a booze pamphlet and half-finished identity booklet—searches boom for "weirdest time capsule finds" and "how long do floppy disks last." Picture a pastor deciphering his own childhood poetry while Pokémon ads flutter in the wind: “To the future, from an age of free speech, religion, and rampid [sic] capitalism.”

Schrader’s unearthed cassette kicks off with Calvin and Hobbes, pivots through The Hitchhiker’s Guide, and lands on Alanis Morissette—proving the year 2000 was basically a surreal mixtape.

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