Social Security Recipients Accidentally Deleted by DOGE, Elderly Insist They’re Alive

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Thanks to a DOGE-driven digital mishap, living Social Security recipients found themselves erased from the government’s rolls, sparking a chorus of “I’m not dead yet!” from bewildered seniors. Bureaucratic blunders and meme-coin acronyms collide in this surreal tale.

Rennie Glasgow at the Schenectady SSA office revealed DOGE’s “cleanup” flagged nearly 4 million living Americans as dead, plunging them into chaos—car payments frozen, credit ruined, and a resurrection process taking days. On social media, “SSA Death Master File” trends as families scramble.

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