A Sudbury man found out that wiping feces on someone does, in fact, qualify as assault—because apparently, that wasn’t obvious. The courtroom revelation adds a new chapter to “what not to do in public,” reminding everyone that common decency isn’t just moral—it’s now legally enforceable.

In a controversial move, the Social Security Administration has declared over 6,000 living immigrants as deceased, effectively canceling their Social Security numbers. This action aims to pressure these individuals, many of whom entered the U.S. legally under previous administrations, to self-deport by cutting off access to employment and essential services. Critics argue this tactic not only undermines civil liberties but also sets a dangerous precedent for bureaucratic overreach.