Roommate bans cheese heist with fridge lockbox, house divided over dairy drama as a simple snack dispute escalates into fridge-fortified territory. When safeguarding gouda means sparking division, you know the modern roommate saga is truly off the rails.

Roommate bans cheese heist with fridge lockbox, setting a precedent that left even non-dairy lovers weighing in on the house’s dairy drama. Now, engineering majors debate security upgrades, while camembert fans campaign for neutral cheese zones—a truly unforgettable cheddar chapter.