Kenmore’s 53 Right Shoes Vanish: Police Hunt One-Legged Mastermind, CCTV Baffled

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Kenmore’s right shoe heist leaves police and CCTV techs flummoxed: at 7:35pm, an unknown suspect lifted exactly 53 right shoes from a Brookfield Road store. “Why would someone steal one shoe?” and “How often do police solve odd thefts?” surge as locals wonder if left shoes are next. The case reference: QP2501199901.

While the lone bandit ignored every left shoe, CCTV captured only vague outlines, igniting theories from elaborate prank to one-legged supervillain. “What do thieves do with one shoe?” and “Can police track bizarre shoe crimes?” trend as Kenmore braces for a midnight left-shoe counterstrike. Police urge: report suspicious footwear activity.

Police confirm 53 right shoes, zero lefts taken—leaving Kenmore’s shop floor looking like a podiatrist’s surrealist daydream and locals counting their pairs in twos, minus one.

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