Private Function’s new vinyl, scented like Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina, transforms record collecting in 2025. This ‘Goopy’ variant, launched by the Australian punk band, riffs on Paltrow’s infamous $700 Goop candle and delivers an accessible, surreal sensory twist. “Every working-class person deserves access to the smell 24 hours a day,” the band quips, blending music, controversy, and olfactory oddity.

Announced with Lauren Hester in a lab, Private Function’s aromatic vinyl follows their 2022 urine disc and 2020 powder-filled LP, cementing their reputation for absurd, collectable records. The Goopy variant’s scent nods to Paltrow’s own punk attitude: “We are beautiful and we are awesome and go fuck yourself.” Scratch, sniff, and question everything you thought you knew about punk memorabilia.

In 2022, Private Function pressed 370HSSV 0773H as a liquid vinyl disc containing the band’s own urine.