Pride Flag Triggers $200 Bribe Standoff in Luxury Real Estate War

Pride flag sparks $200 bribe drama as a neighbor’s 'luxury' sale collides with Reddit’s favorite garden controversy; queries like 'Can neighbors make you remove flags?' and 'Do flags affect house prices?' spike. The realtor’s offer—'It doesn’t exude the luxury experience'—meets a defiant porch and political banners.
After the realtor’s failed $200 gift card gambit, the saga escalates: landlord apathy, lease loopholes, and Reddit’s legal hot takes (“Realtor can't legally force you to remove the flag”) fuel the absurdity. Search trends swirl around 'flag rules in gardens' while a rainbow porch becomes the luxury market’s nemesis, as if a single flagpole could tank a property’s resale faster than unleashing a flock of peacocks at an open house.
One neighbor’s panic over a two-week-old listing led to a real estate agent offering $200 to erase a flag, as if garden décor held the key to luxury—or to madness.