In a plot twist nobody saw coming, Oscar voters now face a new rule: ‘Oscar Voters Now Forced to Actually Watch Every Movie Before Casting Ballot.’ The Academy’s crackdown means no more guessing—time to binge-watch and pray for short films.

With “Oscar Voters Now Forced to Actually Watch Every Movie Before Casting Ballot,” the Academy aims to curb clueless voting once and for all. Oscar voters, armed with required digital screenings and special tracking tech, must prove they've watched each contender—no more shortcuts.