Oscar Voters Now Forced to Actually Watch Every Movie Before Casting Ballot

In a plot twist nobody saw coming, Oscar voters now face a new rule: ‘Oscar Voters Now Forced to Actually Watch Every Movie Before Casting Ballot.’ The Academy’s crackdown means no more guessing—time to binge-watch and pray for short films.
The Oscars’ new “watch every nominee” rule comes with another blockbuster update: voters now face stricter standards for categories like best international film, with refugee filmmakers—like Mohammad Rasoulof—finally offered a path to Academy Awards glory. Oscar rules overhaul, anyone?