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Nintendo's $25,000 Mario-Peach Summit Spurs Mushroom Kingdom Chess Scandal

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Nintendo’s Mario and Princess Peach convened at the $25,000 Mushroom Kingdom Summit, disrupting trending searches like 'Are Mario and Peach friends?' and 'What does Princess Peach actually do?' as 3,000 Toads in pixelated suits disputed chess rules with Bowser narrating their every move. The palace echoed with the question: 'Does Mario ever eat the mushrooms, or just collect them?'

Building on Peach’s refusal to answer 'What is Mario’s job title?' while a Koopa juggled golden pawns, Nintendo’s summit exposed a secret: Toads can’t agree if Peach is a 'player' or 'piece' in Mushroom chess. This fueled searches for 'Mushroom Kingdom drama explained' and 'Why does Mario save Princess Peach so often?'—as Yoshi delivered snacks on a hoverboard, Bowser mused, 'Next time, I’m bringing checkers.'

During the summit, Princess Peach reportedly moved a rook with her parasol, sparking a 48-minute debate about whether plumbers can castle in royal chess tournaments.

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